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Bringing Booty Back

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by downndirty, Sep 19, 2014.

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Do you enjoy butt stuff?

  1. Yes

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  2. Yes, as long as Taco Bell hasn't been eaten in the previous 24 hours

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  3. No

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  4. Im only here to fuck Nett

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  5. I think I might from Pinkcup

    26 vote(s)
    37.1%
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  1. happyfunball

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    I think the option should read "I'm only here to butt fuck Nett. Given the topic and all.
     
  2. CanisDirus

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    I've never done it (I'm only twenty-three after all) and I'm not sure I'd like it. I guess I'd say probably not, but eh.

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    I guess I'm in the minority, I love assplay. Cleanliness is very important, as someone pointed out, but I love to lick a woman's asshole. I accidentally slid down while eating out the woman who took my virginity and I never stopped. My second serious girlfriend was kind enough to introduce me to anal sex and it opened a whole new world to me. There is a wide range of women out there, from those who haven't tried it and wouldn't to those who are lucky enough be able to orgasm from it.

    I've introduced a few women to it. And they've enjoyed it, even if they only enjoyed it because they got to watch me get off on it. It takes patience, time, and trust. For a woman who hasn't had assplay you start slow, with lots of lube, and go for successive approximation. If you do it right a woman can get into it as much as a guy can.

    I'm a bit shy of analingus being performed on me but once there's a level of comfort established, I'm down. Again, cleanliness is important. It took quite a while to accepting a finger in my ass but it does make for one hell of a blowjob.

    I get that it's "dirty" but I think in the right relationship and with mutual respect that anal play can be a great complement to a happy and fun sexual relationship.
     
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    Rimming is one of those things that I never ask for, but keeps happening to me. I feel like the tongue just naturally migrates up when eating out from behind. Anyways, I don't hate it. I also don't mind a finger, but a dick in there isn't something for me. Also, in more vanilla butt stuff related news: if you're fucking me from behind and not spanking me, you're doing it wrong.

    I've stuck my finger in an asshole or two. Apparently this can make a blowjob much better. However, this is not something you can just do out of nowhere. Dudes have to be comfortable with you/their sexuality. Go figure that a lot of dudes don't want something in their ass. The dude I am hooking up with now is maybe even more of a freak than I am and has brought up the idea of strap-ons, so I might end up trying that out with him. We'll see.
     
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    It's kind of weird that people (not in this thread, but in general) are worried that liking a strap-on in this ass makes them gay.

    1.) Do you want to fuck dudes almost exclusively? No? You're not gay then!

    2.) Even if you were gay, what does it matter? There's not like, any paperwork to fill out. Your life is exactly the same as it was before you applied that label to it, only you get to do more sex acts that you like.


    As for myself, I have no particular desire to take a strap-on (or, for that matter, to fuck somebody in the ass), but if she were really into it, I'd go for it. Why not? The upside in that case way outweighs the downside.
     
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  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Ass play fine, who doesn't like someone touching their ass. Butthole play, no thanks. Poo comes out of there. I know some people will object saying piss comes out near her fun parts but urine way different than poo
     
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    Im with Crown, mouth or tongue near your shithole just doesn't make any sense. Shit and piss comparisons are dumb and it's not even worth fighting over if anyone actually thinks they are even close. BUT if a good enough looking girl showered and asked me to rim her. I'd do it. Ive said it once and Ill say it again, if a girl ask me if she could do it to me, saw my bear pelt taint ass crack, and still wanted to go through with it? She's not the girl for me.
     
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    I hate that. It's like hey, I'm just waiting for my bus here, jerk!


    I myself don't do much butt stuff. Some people seem to love it, and I'm happy for them. I wish I saw the appeal. To me it's like there's an awesome playground right there, but you want to go play in the muddy ditch next to it. No thank you. I would much rather just fuck that playground. Or whatever. I'm not great with analogies. Heh... analogies.
     
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    Yes reasonable, sure.

    Annnnd, you've lost me.
     
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    Maybe FSU wouldn't have suspended Jamies Winston for the whole game if he had shouted "Lick her right in the asshole" instead of "Fuck her right in the pussy."
     
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    Never done it or received it. I've had a few girls ask for it, but it always seemed like one of those 'you know, if you reaaaaaaly want to put it in my ass, that would be ok' type things. Frankly, my penis has always been ecstatic with the vaginal experience, so I never felt the need to put it in her ass.

    If a girl was really into it? Sure, I have no qualms about it, I'm going to assume she's showered, etc. so that part of it doesn't bother me. If a girl wanted to go rummaging around my backside, I'd have to really think about it. Again, not my thing. If it does it for you? Go with God and have fun with it.
     
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    The human animal is a weird thing fraught with many instances of odd and seemingly contradictory behavior. Your guess is as good as mine as to why the attractiveness of even a potential mate would would create such disruption in thought process. Society construct? Animal instinct?


    I think I heard the joke here or on the old board but is my favorite crass dirty joke:

    Why is eating pussy like smoking a cigarette?


    Because the taste gets stronger the closer you get to the butt.
     
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    I gave ass play a legitimate chance in college and it is just not for me. I get no pleasure from even one finger there and I can't relax when a guy uses his tongue. If I am with a man who sincerely enjoys having a finger in his asshole, I will go with it. I'm not going to use my tongue, though. I should also add that I do not give blowjobs anymore because I was with an asshole who thought it was funny to push my head down, so he ruined it for everyone.
     
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    Here's a question I've been pondering; how does one request butt stuff? Just like any other sexual interaction or a sort of bribery to bridge to the event, you know, wine and dine or whatever?

    Just wondering.
     
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    "Hey, so I was thinking, I kind of want to try butt stuff, do you like butt stuff?"
    To which there are four possible answers, yes, no, I'm not sure, or only if it's up your arse first

    Yes and no are pretty solid answers. I don't know is an invitation to talk them around and promise slow, gentle and plenty of lube. Your arse first is ambiguous, it could be that they just want to stretch your balloon knot out and make you into their personal muppet - some people are into that. it could also be that they're saying no based on the gamble that youll be a hypocrite and shoot the whole idea down. Either way - your options are to go along with it, probably never tell your friends and never look at sock puppets the same way again, or retreat and abandon the idea while protecting your anal virginity. The third possible motivation is that many many people are fucking douche bags, and your partner is just nervous that you're going to treat their ass like the magic expanding bucket colon of pornography. The one that belongs to a gymnast on a fistful of Prozac and an all clear broth diet. A viable barter tactic at this point is promising that they can put something up your ass and tell your friends about it afterward if you're a jerk about it can take the all important role of lubricant in the relationship dynamic of this assapalooza that you're planning.

    Also, as a note, it's safest to assume that a hard no or extreme reluctance is probably because they're worried about the size of the appendage you're proposing for this ventriloquism act. That assumption has salvaged my ego more than once. All it takes is a little blind denial to maintain the delusion.
     
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    I've never noticed a discernible taste, and I've been licking ass for years. Hamburgers? The fuck?

    In my experience, it mostly tastes like pussy, because if I'm down there, I'm licking everything, and it gets spread around. Or it tastes like my/her spit, which is nothing. Or it tastes like lube, which is yummy.

    Hamburgers though. I just...?

    As I've said when this has come up before, I don't get how all guys don't eventually eat girl ass, unless they only and always focus 100% oral attention on the clit which, while obviously crucial, doesn't seem adventurous enough. If you're gonna lick and play with her lips, and you probably should, her butt hole is right there. How do you not make a pass even accidentally?

    Having two butt cheeks squeezed against my face also gives a similar feeling to motorboating wonderful cleavage. So that's nice.

    Don't think I've ever asked to do it. The worst reaction I've gotten was an ex from a couple years ago. Said it didn't do much for her, but felt fine, and she loved watching me enthusiastically go to town while she stood sideways in front of a mirror. Other girls have either liked or fucking loved it.

    Closest thing to an issue is that I've still never met a girl, even the ones who loved it, who could rub herself off while I ate her bum, because looking up while doing that is the greatest view ever and oh gaaaawwwdd...

    *ahem*

    Anyways, I always imagined it to be the equivalent of stroking it while a girl sucks my balls, but based on feedback, it's not (doesn't stop me from trying though). Apparently, wonderful as it may be, it's too distracting for girls to get off, which is a sad sentence to type.

    Receiving? If a girl REALLY wanted to, I'd oblige. And I kind of assume that someday, down the road, I'll try/enjoy a finger up the butt during a beej, but for now, ball and taint play is plenty, thank you very much.
     
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    I've put my pink in my gf's ass, that's about it. She's done it before, but said she gets zero out of it. She's also said I wouldn't fit, so its a no go for me. I haven't felt the need to go there all the way, I realize most of my curiosity is there because there is some analingus in a lot of the lesbian porn I watch, but otherwise if I never do it I'll be okay.

    And I never want my butthole touched ever. I've never received head and thought I need more, like a pinky in my ass.