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Bringing Booty Back

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by downndirty, Sep 19, 2014.

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Do you enjoy butt stuff?

  1. Yes

    23 vote(s)
    32.9%

  2. Yes, as long as Taco Bell hasn't been eaten in the previous 24 hours

    11 vote(s)
    15.7%

  3. No

    20 vote(s)
    28.6%

  4. Im only here to fuck Nett

    2 vote(s)
    2.9%

  5. I think I might from Pinkcup

    26 vote(s)
    37.1%
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  1. CanisDirus

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    Thanks, Scootah. You're the like GI Joe Public Service Announcement on butt stuff.

    I guess my option would be "I don't know..." and where that proceeds into, I guess one would have to see.

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    #41 CanisDirus, Sep 22, 2014
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    I kinda feel like this, too. Butt stuff is an option, but the other options are already doing it for me, so I won't "Ignore the fruit and dive for the mud", to spark a saying.
     
    #42 CanisDirus, Sep 22, 2014
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    I consider myself somewhat of an expert on eating ass, and yes, hit girls' buttholes do taste better.
     
    #43 BigChops, Sep 24, 2014
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    Ray Rice? Is that you?
     
    #44 Binary, Sep 24, 2014
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    You sick bastard.

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    #45 MoreCowbell, Sep 24, 2014
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    Not even going to correct it because that's hilarious.
     
    #46 BigChops, Sep 24, 2014
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    So here's my question. If I'm going to eat Shimmered's ass, how should I store the leftovers? That's just too much booty for one meal.
     
    #47 Aetius, Sep 25, 2014
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    Something you can use a straw for, because her earlier post indicated that she was not into it. I'm guessing a broken jaw might be in the offing.

    In other words, liquid form for the doggie bag for shimmered's ass. I just reread the previous sentence, and I don't think those words have ever existed in the same sentence anywhere, ever.
     
    #48 The Village Idiot, Sep 26, 2014
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    How can you tell? Is your face shaped like a horse's? Do you have a series of mirrors rigged up?
     
    #49 lhprop1, Sep 26, 2014
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    Tongue like this?

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    #50 Binary, Sep 26, 2014
  11. shimmered

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    I haven't even had a chance to properly wake up and I read this.

    I'd say you're correct in that this whole series of words is indeed unique. Friends and I have discussed, however, using my assmeat as steak in event of cannibalism. I'm okay with it, long as I'm dead first.
     
    #51 shimmered, Sep 27, 2014
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    What good is a steak without a tossed salad on the side?
     
    #52 Aetius, Sep 27, 2014
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    See, I've had people try that and...
    I screech away screaming and kick off the bed. It's not meant for me.
     
    #53 shimmered, Sep 27, 2014
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    And yet you'll let them stick their nose in there for an hour at a time while they munch box. I don't understand women.
     
    #54 Aetius, Sep 27, 2014
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    Who munches box for an hour? And um, what's their number?
     
    #55 happyfunball, Sep 27, 2014
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    not the same!!
     
    #56 shimmered, Sep 27, 2014
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    Are you asking for my number?

    Of course it's not the same. I don't smell through my tongue.
     
    #57 Aetius, Sep 27, 2014
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    Last week I had A sex with a girl that I haven't even had V sex with.

    Also, as always, enthusiasm wins the day.
     
    #58 JPrue, Oct 4, 2014
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    How does this even happen? I have a good friend who had anal sex with a random at our buddy's wedding cause he didn't have a condom and so she was just like "its cool, just fuck me in the ass". So bizarre to me
     
    #59 JWags, Oct 4, 2014
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    Chicks with dicks that are trying to hide stuff. Like the fact they have dicks.
     
    #60 Nettdata, Oct 4, 2014
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