I think the title of the thread is referencing a douchebag who got into some internet argument on TMMB. He was yammering on about how amazing he was. "And I'm a bartender in the industry!!!!!11!!!"
I think it might have been the same member who said, "I'm 20 years old, I can do whatever the fuck I want." I remember that one being quoted quite a bit.
If only I had a nickel for every time I've thought exactly the same thing and found out I was horribly, horribly wrong. Please keep us posted.
He also was extremely condescending about how he only tipped a minimum of 50% cause of said profession.
He had posted that soon after getting back into her pants so that may have a little something to do with his delusion of grander. Sure, it may turn out to be all good no matter how it works out in the end. If you're both only into it to fuck every second Saturday night after shift. Just know someone else is dipping into that on your "off" days. Perhaps more than just one. And TX got the thread title right. She's got her own set of love pillows that I'm sure are spectacular so no need for any pics.
Wherever this place is, I don't want to eat there. There's no way whatever they got doesn't transfer to the line cook who doesn't wash his hands. Why do I get the feeling they work at a Tex Mex joint.
So like I said earlier, I want to see the females I work with naked and have sex with them but that is not going to happen for a few reasons, first I am married and my wife frowns on that sort of thing. I make it a point to have my wife meet and have dinner and occasionally hang out with all of the females I work with, if you are married and bartend this is a thing you really should do. Second, sleeping with one of them would upset the semblance of harmony we have and change our working relationship, most likely for the worse, which would cost me money. Once everyone in the bar found out, and they will all find out, it would spread to our regulars and then it would be a story. Third, how would I move forward? Was it a one time thing or something more, if it was a onetime thing there is always one side that cares more than the other and someone has to deal with feelings of jealousy and all the other stuff that comes from sex with someone you like when the other someone is on to the next one. I don't care how old you are, looking someone in the eye and saying,"that was fun, now lets act like it did not happen and resume our professional and personal relationship." It is not like an office where you can avoid them, you are in a box with people watching every move you make for 8 hours a night and customers are very quick to pick up on any toxic relationships and it is not conducive to profits. If I was going to try to have a relationship with one of them, it would change my relationship with everyone else I work with not just the females, it would not be fun having the band telling me my girlfriend was being a bitch or that she was flirting with someone, or her ex boyfriends were in the bar along with all the other gossip that goes on. My desire for sex with naked coworkers is trumped by my desire for less drama and more money and my wife.
dewercs is correct. My biggest worry is how it will end up affecting my relationship with the rest of the wait staff if it is found out. It is actually a fine dining restaurant with a nice clientele; AKA a white tablecloth place. However since we are in the middle of the Mississippi Delta this isn't an odd thing to happen. The waitress in question has actually started earning more responsibility so she can tell the other wait staff what to do. That never goes great so now one of the other waitresses thinks she's sleeping with the boss. I'm not the boss and am only the bartender but the owner is a good friend of mine that I hang out with a lot after work. I'm debating on just ending it all and trying to go back to normal. But she's supposed to attend a food show in the morning with me. I hope it all works out but it is looking like I may be fucked in a bad way. I won't lose my job but I may have to endure a shitty work environment for a few days, weeks, or months.
It's unlikely anyone where you work will care after a week or so unless you're a dick to her afterwards. It's par for the course at a bar. Just don't talk about it with anyone you work with.
She has broken up with the boyfriend because it wasn't fair "to him or me". I' m now stuck in an unenviable position of having to tell her that I wasn't in it for a relationship. I'm sure this won't end badly at all.
Well, I can't say I've ever regretted having sex with any of the women I've been fortunate enough to have sex with, but regretting the consequences? Oh my, that's where the real rub is. If the sex was good, I'd drive that road despite knowing that at the end of it, there's a bridge across a wide canyon that hasn't been completed. Ignore all the 'turn back the bridge is out' signs. And the bumpiness towards the end. Just know you'll have that pleasant feeling of weightlessness towards the end. Now, of course, the end is when you hit the bottom of that canyon and explode in a fiery and exquisite twist of man, metal, employment and dignity. But it is a fun ride on the way down.
I have to be honest, I am totally jealous of you right now. Are you going to break this poor girls heart and tell her you just wanted to bang her or are you going to reluctantly going to go along dating her because you don't want her to feel bad?
Here's the thing about pissing in your own pool: you don't know them well enough yet to tell if he/she is insane. You don't know if she lights clothes on fire, or if he burns his name into your lawn cursive with gas, or decides to crack you across the face with a rusted ice hook in your sleep. When you fuck somebody at work, in your class, who lives in your building...you have to remember that those people are still going to be there tomorrow. They aren't going away. Kubla had such a predicament a while back but he lucked out. Another form of crazy that's real fun is the idiot who thinks that you're a couple literally in love because you had drunk sex once. These are the people who kill your dog when you say "Look, we were drunk and were just having fun!" As far as Drunk Fish is concerned, he shouldn't feel guilty in the least. He didn't ask her to break up with her boyfriend. But he also has to lie in the bed he made, which is fucking somebody you work with. And Drunk Fish, you should prepare for any possible fallout. For instance: do you own a gun?
Someone who flippantly dumps her boyfriend the second something new comes along is a certifiable psychopath or a high school girl. In your case, I hope she's a psycho. But she will probably give you the best sex you've had in a long time. At this point, the damage is done and you should ride it until the wheels fall off. You can't undo what you've started so saddle up partner. But you better not change a single thing about your behavior towards her. At work or elsewhere. She will notice this and call you out. Maybe ask you if there's someone else. You've been different lately. I notice these things. How come you act so different in public than when we are together? Are you embarrassed to be seen with me? What do you mean you want to "keep it private?" I'm not afraid of what people think! Why were you flirting with that girl before? I don't care that she's a customer and you do that for tips. I don't want a guy that I'm seeing flirting with other girls! What do you mean by that, that you don't want to move too quickly? But I broke up with my boyfriend for you. I know you didn't ask me to but I was under the impression that you wanted more! So you do? But you also don't? I'm confused. And rinse and repeat until you die.
UPDATE: We ended up dating since this all happened for the last six months or so. Three weeks ago i get a message around 3:00 in the morning that "we need to talk." Cue her dumping me yet not wanting to say anything publicly or to our coworkers. Her reasoning is that I'm not ready for a serious relationship with her and all of her baggage which is possibly/probably true yet I can't help but think that she has just done the same to me as the last guy. I still treat her the same way at work as I did when we were dating ; and yes it didn't take very long for all of our coworkers to figure it out. As of now only about four people actually know we broke up but I'm sure that will change shortly. It was definitely fun while it lasted and I don't regret it in the least. I honestly just don't understand the whole keep the break up secret thing.