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But Seriously...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Juice, Jun 19, 2015.

  1. xrayvision

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    I’m actually hoping it was the chantix that did him in at this point.
     
  2. Juice

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    Could be BS, but it sounds like Bourdains lawyer was involved in helping her put together the payoff settlement.
     
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    That would make me feel special, but that's pretty much how you respond to everything. I don't know if you think you're being cool, or funny, or just never have anything else to say, but that does make me wonder why you bother responding at all.

    Dog whistling to who? And dog whistling about what? That I don't agree that white people are the primary cause? That's not dog whistling. It's just an opinion, no special coding needed.

    And get this - I was literally talking about "these people." Calling them people bothers you? Really though, of all the words I used to describe them in my post, I find it strange that this is what bothers you.

    The funny thing is, the only person I remember making actual racist posts on here is you. I can't think of anyone else who has written things like [insert race] is the cause of everyone's problems. If that's how you see the world maybe that's why you project so much into what people say.
     
  4. Juice

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    Sigh, knock it off. If you two want to bicker... again, take it to PM. Only warning.
     
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Uh . . .
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    I, too, often take topless photos in bed of people I am not having sex with.
     
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    Oops. What say you, Rose?

    To be fair everyone knew she’s a freak beyond the regular standard. She does full nudity, rape and sex scenes in movies that are written, produced and directed by her father (Dario Argento).


    Fucking Italians, dude. Their TV commercials are more erotic than the best porn here.
     
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    See, when I heard the words "Asia Argento" and "seventeen year old" in the same sentence, something sexual was the only possible outcome that my brain could calculate.

    There's nothing anyone can tell me to convince me that she HASN'T had some kind of sexual contact with her dad.

    With that said, it looks like that kid really gave her the business, based on that look on her face. Nice.
     
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    I had no idea who Asia Argento was until I watched the Parts Unknown episode with Bourdain and man, I was quite smitten with her. Her attitude, the tatts, boobs, having a beer first thin in the morning because she's hungover over. Even smoking which I typically dislike, but it just gave her that "bad girl" vibe that made my nether regions tingle. Never imagined her being *that* bad.
     
  9. Revengeofthenerds

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    Based on the look on that kid's face, looks like he really got it too.
     
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    $380K worth.
     
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    Fuck a hot crazy sexy chick, make $340k.

    Kids these days, I tell ya.

    We could learn a thing or two.
     
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    So bourdain got that kid's sloppy seconds?

    Christ man.
     
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    Don't forget, he got free booze too.
     
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    I dunno, Nett. I've fucked a few crazy chicks in my day, and if anything, it ended up costing me money in the end.
     
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    The game isn't over. You think he won't have more than $340k in therapy bills?
     
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    I’ve known about her for three decades because I’ve been a fan of her dad’s horror movie since I was ten years old (his later movies suck). Around the time she turned seventeen, she pretty much started getting naked in everything. She’s always seemed like an insatiable nymphomaniac to me.
     
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    First Ive ever heard of her weird relationship with her father. Is this just European openness and advanced attitudes towards sex? Or, like, the reality that the abused become the abuser when subjected to horrific shit in their young lives?
     
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    Italians, dude.

    If you’re an Italian horror (“Giallo”) director, right off the bat you are a little “off”. Giallo introduced the movie world to hardcore splatter and sexual violence. Italy’s horror is the hardest of the hard: depraved, gory and sexually charged. And Dario Argento is considered Italy’s maestro in that field.

    He’s always been regarded as a very kind but somewhat shy guy, but what does that say? There are plenty of people who loved working with Woody Allen and still do.
     
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    You think a 17 year old guy that fucked a hot older woman is going to have therapy bills? Half of all coming-of-age movies are practically about indulging that fantasy.
     
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    Oh my God she assaulted me... let’s cuddle and take a selfie.