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Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Juice, Jun 19, 2015.

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  1. Dcc001

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    The company is CrossFit. What it owns is proprietary words and big league lawyers.
     
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  2. Crown Royal

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    CrossFit IS a fucking cult. Have you been to their gyms? They only hang out with other CrossFit people. Only date other CrossFit people. They act like they are compulsive neat freaks when there’s nothing to clean in there. They think other exercises are obsolete when really what they’re into is horseshit. It’s creepy.
     
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  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    And not Andy Stumpf apparently. Just finished watching that video. Holy shit was it glorious! "I will burn this motherfucker to the ground in the defense of what I believe."
     
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  4. dixiebandit69

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    I just heard that Derek Chauvin is still eligible to collect his pention (one MILLION dollars) in six years.

    Somebody tell me how in the actual FUCK is he able to do that if he got fired?

    Wow. I wish I got paid to fuck up on the job.
     
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    Because Minnesota, for no reason whatsoever, has an untreatable stipulation that indicates you can’t revoke a public servant’s pension no matter HOW much of a piece of shit they are. You basically have to create new legislation to prevent this from happening.

    It does not work that way everywhere in your country, fortunately. Some states like Connecticut have their shot together better. Want a reason to never trust police? Behold:

    https://www.courant.com/breaking-ne...nsion-1120-20151119-story.html?outputType=amp
     
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    That's public sector unions for you.
     
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  7. Juice

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    Don’t let a few stray glimmers of light fool you, Connecticut is a Grade A Dumpster Fire with probably its most incompetent governor in history.
     
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    Maybe it's just me being a cynical bastard, but I hate all the attention grabbing corporations have been doing in the last couple weeks over this. Oh, that trampoline manufacturer stands against racism? That's great. Make your one little statement and then shut the fuck up. No one outside vox media and CNN pseudo-journalists cares about your virtue signalling bullshit. This isn't about you. I don't support the rioting, but maybe, just maybe, the fact that they're lighting your stores on fire suggests they don't give a shit what you have to say about this.

    Yet again, such a weird time to be alive. "Oh, they burned another one down. We at the corporation of durrrr fudge cookies stand together against racism."
     
    #10408 Kampf Trinker, Jun 12, 2020
  9. toytoy88

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    Watch out y'all, CHAZ is going to be self sufficient in a few weeks. They made a garden.

    I realize the correct term is "Planted a garden" but they...oh dear....did this:

    garden.jpg

    LOL @ City Folks
     
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    looked it up because I thought CHAZ meant chaz bono and I was confused why it would be mentioned in the racism thread.

    sounds like they actually dug holes through the cardboard and into the soil below, using the cardboard to kill the grass and prevent weeds, rather than as a base for the dirt.

    then I stopped reading the articles once they started talking about how the purpose of the gardens wasn’t to feed the protesters or whomever but to demonstrate that no access to land was a way to disenfranchise black peoples and something about working the land, slaves, Lady A, I can only take so much of this
     
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    Speaking of Lady A, did you hear the update? Turns out they didn’t check with the actual Lady A, a black woman who’s been performing blues music under that name for 20 years.
     
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    They should change their name to “Okay, This Is Just Getting Sad.”
     
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    I can't get to excited about it, it's Seattle's problem. If they choose to pander to these dipshits, they get what they deserve.

    If it was my problem, well...two words: Drone strikes. Problem solved.
     
    #10414 toytoy88, Jun 13, 2020
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    air drop resumes on them. They’d disperse faster than with tear gas
     
    #10415 Revengeofthenerds, Jun 13, 2020
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    Apparently the plants don't like Brawndo, electrolytes be damned.

    garden2.png
     
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    Why do they even need money? They've got free bags of Sprite.
     
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    BUT IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE.
     
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