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But Seriously...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Juice, Jun 19, 2015.

  1. dixiebandit69

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    Amazing Racist was hilarious. I laughed so hard, for so long at the bit where he drops the Mexicans off at the immigration office that my dad thought I was having some kind of seizure.

    His stand-up stuff sucks shit straight out of a dog's ass, though.

    EDIT: You didn't know he was Jewish? I could just tell from the first time I saw him.
    Does that make ME racist?
     
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    Are you yourself Jewish? A couple of my Jewish friends say they can always ”spot a Jew at ten paces”. Probably some sort of defense mechanism from millenia of always being on the lookout.
     
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    FAR from it.
    It's probably because my parents would often point out Jewish people and their traits/ mannerisms.
    They weren't anti-Semitic, but they weren't exactly sympathetic to the Jewish cause, either.

    EDIT: Fun fact: whenever some Jehovah's witness/ Mormon/ Catholic comes up to me, wanting to gab about God and ask for money, I just tell them I'm Jewish, and they leave me alone.
    If you tell them you're an atheist or that you worship Satan, it's a much longer conversation.

    Also, you would not believe how many Christians don't know that Jesus was Jewish.
     
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    You can only be Jewish if your mother’s vagina is Jewish. If it was, you have no “out”. You’re a Jew for eternity whether you want to be or not in their eyes. Unlike Mormons, they force you into their cult without consent BEFORE you die.

    And nobody can truly spot a Jew, because nobody on the planet could “spot” that David Lee Roth and Natalie Portman are jewish, they had to be told that. Orthodox of course are easy because of the goofy outfits. It makes it easy for them to be violently assaulted by Aryan snow plough drivers:

     
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    I’m a Christian.
     
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    So Zelensky put out this statement: https://www.facebook.com/100007211555008/posts/3010798182503871/?d=n

    Which includes the line

    His spokesman then walked it back saying "Zelensky was being ironic".

    ...what in the fuck? That doesn't read ironic at all. And if it was, read the room buddy. Not the time for some Reagan-style humor.
     
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    In all seriousness, it’s still a (relatively) good sign that Scholz will be in Ukraine today, Moscow tomorrow and the Italian FM will be there Wednesday and Thursday.
     
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    wait, is there still a link for that floating around? My god that video was priceless

    Also TIL The Amazing Racist is/was Ari Shafir
     
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    A pretty low quality version of it is still on YouTube.

    Search for "amazing Racist Latinos."
     
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    Man I remember watching that back on I think it was ebaumsworld. Or collegehumor.

    this was my favorite one

     
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    Ha, that one girl who actually saw the Jew in him. Grandfather would be proud.
     
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    Russia announced that they thwarted a terrorist attack in Donbas. My favorite theory is that because the US has been preemptively calling out their use of the false-flag terrorist attack strategy, they just abandoned the idea and pretended to thwart their own false-flag. Even the video they put out is super half-assed.
     
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    False-flags have been the de-facto strategy of Russia since the end of WWII.
     
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    It's a civil matter until he invokes the emergency powers act.

    Yes, he can get heavy wrecker gear from the military, but honestly, the local towing companies that keep the 401 going will do a much better job as they've got the better knowledge and equipment.

    Heavy Rescue: 401 is a great show that highlights just that.

    Right now it's more about the local cities being too fucking scared to do anything for fear of political fallout.



     
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    Do y'all not have crackheads in Canada? Just hand out some angle grinders to some crackheads and they'll have those things disassembled and at the scrapyard in a few hours.
     
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    Who the fuck do you think the protesters are?
     
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    Methheads. America segregates its drug uses like we segregate everything else. Crack for the cities, meth for the trailer parks.
     
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    It is more that the to make the entire FluTrixKlan grouping a Federal issue they need to use the emergency powers otherwise only bits and pieces of what is happening is a federal issue and the rest is provincial/municipal.

    The big one that I think we will see from this is the ability to chase down the money that funded it and to make sure that the consequences of people's actions follow them in every way.

    But it was a total fuckup on the part of the City and the Provincial police who apparently ignored the warnings that were coming down from the Federal Security apparatus and clarifications that were coming from legal experts who said things like "having to park your truck before protesting isn't an infringement on your liberties."



    The conservative base, just look at how Conservative MPs are reacting in question period.