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But Seriously...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Juice, Jun 19, 2015.

  1. SouthernIdiot

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    The part where it didn't say Florida.
     
  2. Aetius

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    If it was Florida the guy would have shot the family's pet alligator as well.
     
  3. SouthernIdiot

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    And sexually assault it too.
     
  4. Aetius

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    A cloaca's a cloaca.
     
  5. Crown Royal

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    It’s customary to have sex with your food there.
     
  6. Revengeofthenerds

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    how did I guess this happened in Houston without even reading about it

    somewhere in the valley was my next guess, followed by south San Antonio
     
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    With leadership like this... it was a family, you asshole.
     

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    Like there is any low he won’t stoop to. Bed sores need to do what they do best and end his life horribly.
     
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    let me answer that for you: no

    When he was the Texas AG, he supported tort reform, basically limiting how much a plaintiff can recover. Which is funny, because he himself recovered over $5 million when he was running and a tree fell on him, paralyzing him, and unfortunately not killing him, from the waist down.

    A lot of great defense attorneys stopped practicing in Texas after tort reform passed. A good family friend being one of them. Said family friend later died of alcoholism.
     
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    I've been telling people since the mid '00s that Greg Abbott is bad news, but as per usual, no one listens to me.
     
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    Also, it’s been noted that at least 2 of them were actually full citizens. Not that it matters.
     
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    …who are you again?
     
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    Now THIS is how you do a shooting in San Antonio:

    Man shot in testicles after shooter accuses him of messaging girlfriend (actual headline)

     
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    I think our society would instantly see benefits if we just went ahead and castrated everyone that uses the term "baby mama".
     
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    More than a decade ago when I was doing my student nurse stuff at the hospital, I learned it was normal practice for nurses to refer to people as baby mama or baby daddy. It references the relationship to the patient but does not give details as to the relationship between the parents. It can be incredibly complicated and at the end of the day, what hospital staff cares?
     
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    At the hospital my kids were born at, there was someone on site that officially registered birth certificates. In that sense, it probably does matter.