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But Seriously...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Juice, Jun 19, 2015.

  1. dixiebandit69

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    I thought you guys were just being facetious, but I looked her up, and DAMN, she's as ugly as homemade sin.

    She must be able to suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch.

    Also, am I the only one who sees "SBF" and thinks "Small Block Ford"?
     
  2. Juice

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    She looks like she was made in that rejuvenator machine from The 5th Element, but they ran out of organic material to create her half-way through.
     
  3. Crown Royal

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    Soon she’ll be back to relaxing at home— sunning herself on a nice warm, flat rock next to Hillary Clinton, allowing the giant heat lamp above them to regulate their cold-blooded body temperatures while they eat crickets.
     
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    You leave Her out of this
     
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    Did Moses do her hair? Because that part could lead the Jews to freedom.
     
  6. Revengeofthenerds

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    well she was accused in court of having an iron dome
     
  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    Wow, we're just making fun of ugly people now? This feels like the old days.

    Maybe somebody will update the boobie thread.
     
  8. Crown Royal

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    Her face could lead anyone to water.
     
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    Hell yeah. Old school 2000’s cruelty. Let’s bring back the LOLfats thread. I could fill a popcorn bowl with the tears of laughter it helped me shed.
     
  10. Nettdata

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    When they were releasing the first court artist rendering of her everyone was talking shit about the artist, saying they were being cruel to her... then they saw a real life pic and changed their mind... the artists were being overly kind in their renderings.

    Still... they managed to "misplace" $8 billion.

    I'd fuck a lot of ugly for that.
     
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    That's going to take a shit load of viagra.
     
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    A while lot of ugly for that kind of cash
     
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    That kind of cash you can afford all the Viagra
     
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    I think you guys are being a little unfair to her about her looks. She was never a looker, but I reckon 100% fair to say that the stress of the trial and such has taken a toll for the worse. Now, if you want to rag on her for making the smart moves after her boyfriend was about to get run up by the feds so she could get off _way_ easy despite being a complete monster, weapons free.

    I also think they're getting it harder than some of the other crytpo asshole because they were poly weirdos who did the whole "we live frugally" thing to pull the wool over the eyes of the general public. America seems to respect rich assholes when they behave like rich assholes.
     
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    Sounds like perfect justice to me.
     
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    That is exactly it. Be a rich asshole, be a thief, be a con artist; just be honest about it and we'll "respect the hustle". I'll point you to that college admissions scandal: two famous actresses committed the same crime, one pled guilty and did her time, the other gave bullshit excuses left and right. Today, who do you see as the face of the whole scandal?
     
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    she looks like the caricature of an accountant
     
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    She looks like a creature that Maurice Sendak designed.
     
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    So I haven't been following this stuff too closely, but apparently the whole Hamas thing of "hiding amongst the civilians" is.... not working out well. I totally understand that the realities of war are not pretty, and that if your enemy is going to stoop to a certain level, and you want to beat them, then you have to meet them at that level. But still. I'm not sure Israel is garnering any sympathy by in the last few days:

    - bombing the fuck out of a refugee camp because a Hamas leader was there
    - destroying ambulances with missiles because they had intelligence that Hamas fighters were riding along with the people being amubu...lated?
    - just now they bombed a bunch of buildings which caught on fire, and now the fire cannot be put out because they also destroyed the water pump station
     
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    Israel: "Sorry, not sorry."