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But Seriously...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Juice, Jun 19, 2015.

  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    If you were hiking alone in the woods, would you rather fly on a 737 MAX or be a Boeing whistleblower?
     
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    People were, rightly so, getting suspicious. They had to switch it up, and biological weapon is a good'un to avert suspicion. I'm not saying it happened, I'm not saying it didn't, either.
     
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    The next one will be tragically killed by having an owl attack them on a staircase.
     
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    'Nerds used to work for Boeing?
     
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    Then it will be acorn off the top of their car, and they just didn't tuck and roll fast enough.
     
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    I'd rather be getting raped by Sasquatch.
     
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    I just bet you would, fruitcake.
     
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    Huh, I would have figured you'd rather be raped by E.T.
     
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    If it's your preference, is it still rape?

    Sounds like something happens to you during "Harry and the Hendersons".
     
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    Wasn't sure if this belonged here, since I don't take him seriously at all.
     

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    Do grifters ever turn to anything other than religion when they start to lose their original evidence?

    Edit: Audience not evidence. I'm not sure how/why I screwed that up.
     
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    Speaking as a guy who has been to prison, and seen all kinds of guys whose plans didn't work out: no.

    Hell, African warlord General Butt-Naked "Came to the Lord" to keep his head off of the chopping block.

    It's a move done by highly desperate people.*


    *Saying this as an atheist.
     
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    I'm not religious either. I swear since the pandemic there seems to be a lot of people suddenly pushing right wing conspiracies and talking about Gawd. Hell I'm pretty sure Rogan's going to find Jesus soon.
     
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    I guess being the poor man's version of a poor man's Joe Rogan isn't working out super well for him anymore.
     
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    this was the analogy I was gonna make but you lend a bit more credibility to it.

    TM just wants to keep his name in the headlines, and god sells. Especially the "born again" shit. When I had a literary agent and was shopping the manuscript for my brain tumor story, what ultimately made me decide "fuck it, this is sitting on my shelf, I'm burnt out" is when they kept pushing for it to be a coming to religion thing. And if there was going to be a religious aspect to it that I was gonna tell, it was actually that this specific moment in my life is what turned me into an atheist. But I left that out, out of respect to everyone who was sending prayers and thots and shit my way.

    Fuck everyone who uses religion to sell or keep them relevant or otherwise as a means to an end. It does a lot of great things for a lot of people, but it's also transparent as fuck when you don't give a shit about it.
     
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    Yeah, I’m a Christian, and Tucker’s just trying to stay relevant. His activity on the boards over the years showed he had a conservative lean to him, so now he’s swinging harder that way because he sees the profit in it.

    But also, as the Book says, it’s not my place to judge him, so I don’t give him much thought aside from what is posted about him here or the occasional email from his mailing list I’m too lazy to unsubscribe from.
     
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    Damn I need a major illness if that’s the new standard.
     
  20. Rush-O-Matic

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    Brain tumors are not all they're cracked up to be. Just overcome addiction or your time being a male prostitute.