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Caption Contest #1

Discussion in 'Caption Contests' started by $100T2, Oct 20, 2009.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    Some 'neck places are too cheap to spring for a mechanical bull.
     
    #21 CharlesJohnson, Oct 20, 2009
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    Does this transient make me look fat?
     
    #22 ReverendGodless, Oct 20, 2009
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    "I like to call her Scooter"
     
    #23 rei, Oct 20, 2009
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    Jabba the Slut, find a fold and fuck it!
     
    #24 Mossimo, Oct 20, 2009
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    It was discovered that the song Mustang Sally wasn't about a car.

    All you wanna do is ride around Sally
    (Ride Sally ride)
     
    #25 saintsfan, Oct 20, 2009
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    Edit - Ah, beaten to the punch.
     
    #26 Ganimedes, Oct 20, 2009
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    Management for Lowered Expectations shoots some footage of success stories for their latest commercial.
     
    #27 Currer Bell, Oct 20, 2009
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    rent-a-wreck
     
    #28 slammy, Oct 20, 2009
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    Mom and Dad really don't get out much.
     
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    Though Cletus could not afford a horse, he found that his cow offered ample transportation at a fraction of the cost.
     
    #30 BaseballGuyCAA, Oct 20, 2009
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    Looks like a pretty standard Navy marriage to me.
     
    #31 iczorro, Oct 20, 2009
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    Contrary to earlier hopes, Clive came to find that in the end, his new ride did not consume less resources or produce fewer emissions than his old Chevorlet Celebrity.
     
    #32 AlexWolfe, Oct 20, 2009
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    A young Ted Turner (circa 1972) showing early interest in buffalos. It's no wonder he is now the owner of one of the largest buffalo herds in the country.
     
    #33 6PPC, Oct 20, 2009
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    I'm the king of the world!
     
    #34 Psychodyne, Oct 20, 2009
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    How Wayne Coyne was inspired to write "She Don't Use Jelly".
     
    #35 Thought Police, Oct 20, 2009
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    The effects of salvia..
     
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    I'm just surprised he hasn't rolled her in flour yet.
     
    #37 PIMPTRESS, Oct 20, 2009
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    Can you say "Beer Goggles"? For the photographer, of course.
     
    #38 Jubes2681, Oct 20, 2009
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    This one is called the Yeastin' Bronco.
     
    #39 CoolHandPete, Oct 20, 2009
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    Don't tell my brother Rosh about this... he'd be upset - red is the color of the Devil!
     
    #40 taste_my_rainbow, Oct 20, 2009
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