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Caption Contest #13 (sort of NSFW?)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Rush-O-Matic, Feb 8, 2010.

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  1. Supertramp

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    I have four more:

    ."I bet the guy you're with is a huge douchebag"
    ."So... who's your wax lady?"
    ."Her neighbor is such a big asshole, you honestly have no idea"
    .The French venture into meta-cultural art.
     
    #21 Supertramp, Feb 8, 2010
  2. Vanilla

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    Why the fuck is the vagina on a bicycle?

    Focus: "I'm not talking to you until you get your smelly, hairy ass off my bicycle!"
     
    #22 Vanilla, Feb 9, 2010
  3. SaintBastard

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    Is it true they give donkey rides to the bottom?
     
    #23 SaintBastard, Feb 9, 2010
  4. Veovis

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    Fuck you mom, I just want a new bike now.
     
    #24 Veovis, Feb 11, 2010
  5. Crown Royal

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    And I always thought Matt Geiger was the biggest pussy to reach seven feet.
     
    #25 Crown Royal, Feb 11, 2010
  6. barney

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    I've heard of peddling cunt before, but this is ridiculous.
     
    #26 barney, Feb 11, 2010
  7. PeaMan

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    Don't you mean meta-cuntural art?

    Ladies I'll be here all week...
     
    #27 PeaMan, Feb 11, 2010
  8. Decatur Dave

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    A public service announcement reminding you to brush your teeth before you lose them, from the national board of Blade 2 vampire's oral health.
    (these guys)
     
    #28 Decatur Dave, Feb 11, 2010
  9. PIMPTRESS

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    Roast beef curtains, indeed.
     
    #29 PIMPTRESS, Feb 11, 2010
  10. Natty

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    Where are the rest of the Duggers?
     
    #30 Natty, Feb 11, 2010
  11. SaintBastard

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    "Isn't that where they filmed The Descent?"

    "Or the cave from Batman Begins?"

    "I heard the ghost of Evel Knievel is going to jump it next Friday night on Pay-per-view."
     
    #31 SaintBastard, Feb 11, 2010
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