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Caption Contest #5

Discussion in 'Caption Contests' started by SaintBastard, Nov 30, 2009.

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  1. Currer Bell

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    Put on your ballcap, Madge. You don't want that couple with the matching hats to outshine us!
     
    #21 Currer Bell, Dec 1, 2009
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    How'd you guys get a photo of my grandmother?
     
    #22 Porkins, Dec 1, 2009
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    Ethel! I told you not to wear my favorite shorts with the ass clawed out!
    You're gonna stretch em out for christ's sakes!
     
    #23 carpenter, Dec 1, 2009
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    "So, wanna see my tits?"
    "Ah, what the hell, sure. But, untuck them from your jorts, first."

    Actually, that's an ad for the musical about Dracula's one-eyed brother: Binocula!
     
    #24 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 1, 2009
  5. _RL

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    "Hey there sonny, I'll show you my tits if you buy me some funnel cakes."
     
    #25 _RL, Dec 1, 2009
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    Maybe that should be moved to the TiB Booty thread.
     
    #26 shegirl, Dec 1, 2009
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    What the hell in "BINOCULA??"
     
    #27 Mike Ness, Dec 1, 2009
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    "Old men don't need to take Viagra because they are impotent. It's because they are stuck with fucking this."
     
    #28 SaintBastard, Dec 1, 2009
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    LATE BLOOMER UNVEILS WORLD'S 1ST LASERWASHED PUSSY AT BIKER FAIR!
     
    #29 breakylegg, Dec 1, 2009
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    Lindsay Lohan craves attention.
     
    #30 Blackbeard, Dec 7, 2009
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    An elderly Hannibal Lector comes to the realization that he'd rather get his cellulose from celery.
     
    #31 ghettoastronaut, Dec 7, 2009
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    "Uh... yeah... that's a really swell colostomy bag."
     
    #32 IHaveCandyGetInVan, Dec 7, 2009
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