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Caption Contest #6

Discussion in 'Caption Contests' started by Dynamite Harry, Dec 7, 2009.

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  1. JoeCanada

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    Dear Doctor,

    I woke up this morning and my hand was swollen and green. This is a picture of it. I have no idea what's going on! I would come in to your office in person, but... this hand thing has made me really self-conscious, and I don't want to go out in public looking like this.

    Sincerely,
    Fatty Fat Fat Fats
     
    #21 JoeCanada, Dec 7, 2009
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    Bubbetta was angry that "New Moon" wasn't playing in her town, very angry...
     
    #22 KIMaster, Dec 8, 2009
  3. PloughKing

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    When super heroes hit rock bottom....next on A&E intervention
     
    #23 PloughKing, Dec 8, 2009
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    If Shrek and the human version of Princess Fiona had a child, this would be it.
     
    #24 Blackbeard, Dec 8, 2009
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    "Pull my finger."
     
    #25 lust4life, Dec 8, 2009
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    "Don't make me hungry....you wouldn't like me when I'm, hungry!"

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    "Wow...Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer has really let himself go."
     
    #26 Gator, Dec 8, 2009
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    Now a swollen green hand? As if she didn't have enough on her plate.
     
    #27 SaintBastard, Dec 8, 2009
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    So THAT'S what was growing under my FUPA!

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    "Adventures in human fold fungus, coming to a theatre near you!"
     
    #28 Justyn Cyder, Dec 10, 2009
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    Fisting Godzilla's asshole sounded like a much better idea at the time.
     
    #29 SaintBastard, Dec 10, 2009
  10. LessTalk MoreStab

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    Does this green fist make me look fat?
     
    #30 LessTalk MoreStab, Dec 10, 2009
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    Say what you want, but I'm still using her to cross that off my fantasy list.
     
    #31 Gravitas, Dec 12, 2009
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    Six hundred more Hulk Burgers and Joyce will finally have the complete Hulk suit.
     
    #32 Stealth, Dec 12, 2009
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