"Ya know, I can't remember where, but somewhere I read a dude's rave about shaving his butthole. Ever thought about doing something like that? Because from my current vantage point...I could appreciate that sort of manscaping. Just sayin'."
"Son, I want you to be the best Greco-Roman wrestler on the planet. We both know that's not going to happen. Eat my asshole."
"Grasshopper, as quickly as you can, snatch the prairie dog with your teeth. Only then shall you be set free."