The only thing making this tolerable is the fact that Chuck is funny as hell for dunk contest commentary. I don't care if they fire him from every other thing they do, just make him do the dunk contest every year.
If I have to spent 45 minutes stuck in traffic on the freeway because some dipshits got into a car accident, I expect to see some blood and guts on the asphalt, not a bunch of people standing around looking distraught. Thanks for fucking up my plans today, assholes.
One time in the early 1990s, me and 3 buddies were driving from L.A. to Vegas for a weekend. What was supposed to be a 4 hour drive was closer to 8 hours due to an accident. I remember as we drew closer, one of the guys said, "For this fucking wait, I better see a couple fucking full body bags." To this day, every time I am stuck in traffic due to an accident, I say "I better see a couple fucking full body bags."
Fuck me. I've been sitting in my office since 8 and having gotten a single thing done. I printed out an assignment I have to start working on, took a look at the questions...and straight back to pointless internetting. Where's an adderall when you need one.
A few years back, I spent three hours stuck on the NY Thruway on the way to Vermont and thought the same thing. Once we finally got up to the scene, they were just loading the last guy into an ambulance. Based on the car, it was a futile exercise. Not sure what the point of this post is, other than that the only time they'll fully shut down the highway (at least around here) is if there are fatalities and they're conducting an investigation. In lighter news:
Why are you the only one accomplishing things? Can you share your productivity plz? Kthxbye. (this is why you're on your way to a successful medical career.)
Haven't had a drink since I almost Whitney'd myself back in January (booze + xanax + hot tub). Bought a bottle of Maker's and I'm having a few tonight.