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Casual Imbibement Confabulation 2/24/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Feb 24, 2012.

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  1. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Oh C'MON! Don't make it that easy. Jesus, have some pride.

    Is the delicious smell from the candles you lit to set the mood for self abuse, or from the tears and alcohol of loneliness?
     
    #81 The Village Idiot, Feb 24, 2012
  2. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I feel like this is how a lot of the guys on here (try to) have sex.

    [​IMG]
     
    #82 audreymonroe, Feb 24, 2012
  3. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Don't listen to audrey. She's otter her mind.
     
    #83 dubyu tee eff, Feb 24, 2012
  4. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    That's it. Now I'm definitely banging your fiance at the Meetup.
     
    #84 audreymonroe, Feb 24, 2012
  5. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Oh, PS. Guys, there's another NY Meetup happening in March if you want to come.
     
    #85 audreymonroe, Feb 24, 2012
  6. dubyu tee eff

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    Oh yeah, I was supposed to mention that. Tentative agreed upon date is March 23rd.

    And audrey, I already told you how I feel about you banging my fiancé. Don't you remember? I mean, it was just the otter day...
     
    #86 dubyu tee eff, Feb 24, 2012
  7. CharlesJohnson

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    This is stupid. All you're doing is provoking an ottercation.

    *sunglasses* YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
     
    #87 CharlesJohnson, Feb 24, 2012
  8. Kratos

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    You're obviously forgetting the best otter.

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    #88 Kratos, Feb 24, 2012
  9. ghettoastronaut

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    It's a snowy night here in Otter-wa.

    Yes, this is actually how me and the ex talk(ed). Jesus.

    And to think, I work with virtually all women, one of whom is now pregnant. The girly shit is going to get amplified over the next few months. I do not need this right now.
     
    #89 ghettoastronaut, Feb 24, 2012
  10. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Fear not. I am otterised to handle exactly these situations.


    eh?

    In other news, I would do all sorts of unseemly things right now for a 6-pack and a pack of smokes. Sigh.
     
    #90 dubyu tee eff, Feb 24, 2012
  11. PewPewPow

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    Fuck it, I'm gonna go study in the library till 9 and then go drink by myself. I figure drinking at a bar is better than in my room, alone, with the lights off while watching porn.
     
    #91 PewPewPow, Feb 24, 2012
  12. Psk

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    Otters: The otter side

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    #92 Psk, Feb 24, 2012
  13. Sam N

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    I would kill 4,000 otters for some cigarettes right now. It's been 4 days without one....

    As I've said before, when you don't smoke, your life sucks.

    YOU THINK CSI MIAMI CAN HANDLE ALL THAT MASS SUCKA'??!?!
     
    #93 Sam N, Feb 24, 2012
  14. Rush-O-Matic

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    Wait, so you're saying that's wrong? I tried that just the otter day.

    Also, everybody go see Act of Valor. Srsly.
     
    #94 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 24, 2012
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    no.
     
    #95 Sam N, Feb 24, 2012
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    Fuck that shit. Go see Goon. So good. Amazing if you like enforcer fights. And funny too. Liev Schreiber with a molestache and a mullet, for God's sake. Two thumbs and one skate up.

    I think this is downright sexy.

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    *sigh* My name is Angel, and I'm a puck bunny.
     
    #96 Angel_1756, Feb 24, 2012
  17. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, damn you people are harshing my buzz. I'm still on a that's-the-best-movie-I've-ever-seen high.
     
    #97 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 24, 2012
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    I want to be Clint Eastwood when I grow up.
     
    #98 MoreCowbell, Feb 24, 2012
  19. Nom Chompsky

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    Why are we all torturing ghetto with stupid puns? Seriously, you guys are better than that.

    Otter respect, I'm not going to pile on.

    Now, let's all enjoy this entirely unrelated Frank Ocean tune:

     
    #99 Nom Chompsky, Feb 24, 2012
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  20. ghettoastronaut

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    You, sir, have a much higher population of the board populace than is warranted.
     
    #100 ghettoastronaut, Feb 24, 2012
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