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Celebrity Blindness

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Crown Royal, Aug 17, 2010.

  1. lostalldoubt86

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    I can't rep point, so I'm going to say this here. I also do this. For my 16th birthday, I was given tickets to be in the audience of TRL. The guests were Carmen Electra and Jessica Simpson. At 5'3, I would have to look down on both of them. They are both tiny little women.
     
  2. whathasbeenseen

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    This woman is just fantastic looking. Her accent just does it for me. Shes sexy, self deprecating, does not take herself or her 'craft' too seriously and still hot even though she's 47

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    All of the above but real talent and even older is this broad:

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    I couldn't care less that you could land an F-16 on her forehead, the voice alone makes up for it.
     
  3. whathasbeenseen

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    Sorry about the double post, cant edit.

    Focus: I can see how this woman is aesthetically pleasing. From a purely scientific perspective I would say that she is attractive. She even has the normal body type that just does it for me. But for the life of me I cannot stand her. Perhaps its as a previous poster stated, she is a waste of flesh and takes herself too seriously and has accomplished Fuck. All. I even watched her porn and deleted it without so much as a blip in blood supply to my member. I give you Kim:

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  4. BrotherNumberOne

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    Jessica Simpson. Even before she ballooned. I'm not saying she's ugly, it's just something about her rat/pirhanna mouth that I can't get past... I'd still hit it. Hell, in the celebrity world, even the lower eschelon of hotness is still pretty damn good.
     
  5. Dread

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    They've already been mentioned. Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox. Those two are the default answer when an average guy is asked to name an attractive celebrity and he's too unoriginal to form his own opinion.

    I used to work with a guy who everybody assumed was extremely gay. He just wasn't out. A coworker once asked the presumably gay guy to name a hot celebrity.

    "Angelina Jolie, man! She's just SO hot!"

    But... Why? Why is she hot?

    "Because... Just... She's just... She's SO hot!"

    Flawless reasoning.

    And then there's Olivia Munn. Fuck Olivia Munn. Yes, she's hot. So? Her one great quality is that she can pander to nerds like no one else.

    Michelle Monaghan.

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    No, there's nothing remarkable about her. She's actually pretty plain. I just think that she's incredibly sexy without trying too hard. That really does it for me and I'd be more than happy to disappoint her sexually.
     
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    I would think that most of the women posted here are a matter of personal taste. So when you post a picture of ke$ha or Meghan Fox do tell as to why you don't find them attractive. I personally don't see how you could possibly think that picture of her is gross. Not your thing, i can dig but come on? What about her exactly is disgusting?

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    It's odd because when I look at her I can understand why people think she's hot but to me her cheekbones are too high and that squashed nose and sharp chin just make her look odd. Also the dumbass hair styles don't help.

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    Yeah, doesn't have a "hot" look to her, but she's cute as hell.

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    Anti-focus:

    There was an episode of dirty jobs that featured a mosquito control officer, seen here wanting to bone Mike Rowe:

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    I have never wanted a girl I saw on TV more than I wanted her. It was odd.

    Apparently I'm not the only one though: <a class="postlink" href="http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=524327" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/sho ... p?t=524327</a>
     
  8. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Focus: Lisa Edelstein aka Dr. Cuddy from house. House is such a fucking badass and his "one that got away" is her???? Sure she has a nice body but she is also unfortunately afflicted by a major case of horse-face. I've seen members on this board fawn over her and they even have done scenes in the show designed around using her as eye candy. I don't fucking get it.
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    Gross.

    Also, fucking Miley Cyrus. I can't stand listening to people talking about how they can't wait until she turns 18. She is completely mediocre in every way. Couple that with her man-voice and all I can say is no thank you. If we want to talk about jailbait, Selena Gomez has her beat 100 times over. Now that girl is fittin' to be a scorcher.
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    As it turns out, Selena Gomez is 18 years old. So... unless the whole "she looks like she's 13" thing bothers you, fair game.
     
  10. Crown Royal

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    Her face is a dead ringer for Aphex Twin. She has thunder thighs, if you see her standing up in tight clothing she has one of those upside-down lightbulb builds. Her hygene is 99% of the time visibly atrocious and her eyes look like two large infected gashes. She dresses like she stole her clothes from a scarecrow. Her music licks taint. I have never thought of her once being even remotely attractive.

    Word to your mother.
     
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    Uma Thurman. I'm hesitant to include her in the focus because I don't actually know anyone personally that finds her attractive.

    That said, I know I'm supposed to find her attractive - at least Hollywood thinks so. Tarantino can have her.
     
  12. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Holy shit really? She definitely doesn't look a day over 15. Now I'm full of conflicting emotions. Fuck.
     
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    That is because the picture you posted was her at like 14. You should update your beat off material, or delete it now that she is older than you like.
     
  14. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Son of a bitch. It was the first photo in a google image search I swear!
     
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    I find Uma Thurman simultaneously sexy and ugly. I don't understand it at all. I am aware of how weird she looks, but I still want to bone her.
     
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    The worst was in the first "Kill Bill" when they show a close up of her trying to move her toes. She has the longest toes I have ever seen in my life. Her toes are longer than my fingers, so fucking gross.
     
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    Focus: Hayley Williams

    She isn't ugly, but she is way overrated by the people who think she's attractive. She's kind of cute, that's all she does for me. At least red hair fits her well, before she just had the complexion of a ginger. That she has a good voice doesn't do anything for me either, Paramore sucks dick.
     
  18. dixiebandit69

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    Alternate focus: Kari Byron from Mythbusters.

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    She is the best/most bearable/underrated member of that show. I don't know why they don't utilize her more. They are always spending time on those two fags (I don't care what you say, I think that they have had some kind of sexual contact on more than one occasion) Adam and Jamie.
    Remember the episode where they were trying to see if you could die from wearing jeans that were too tight?
    Who do you think they picked for that one?

    A) Hot chick
    B) Out of shape asian guy

    Fuck you, producers of Mythbusters.
     
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    Who doesn't?!

    Hayley Williams' boobs:


    Does that make her more attractive?

    Why don't you have a seat over there?

    She played a transvestite (transsexual?) in Ally McBeal many moons ago. Her popping a chubby while dancing with Peter MacNichol is all I can think of when she's on TV. Try to get that image out of your mind.
     

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    Alt Focus: Rachel Nichols

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    I can't give a better reason than she looks fertile.