Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 I'm poor like a lot of people this year so I'm making pretty much all of my gifts. Just made a big pot of coffee, have a big bottle of cheap trader joes scotch, and will be drinking irish coffees all morning. It'll be fun once I start sawing and drilling. Nothing like woodworking while drunk.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. In all seriousness, I would totally read a BlueDog newsletter.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 You should talk to him in real time... it's strangely endearing. On an unrelated note, my 65 lb. lab was found standing in the middle of our 200 year old English Pub table. Just standing there. I'm not sure why.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 What was supposed to be a friendly little trip home to see the family has turned into an absolute shit show. I've been in town for two nights so far, and I can't remember going to sleep either time. My father is retired, so we've basically just been drinking all day long, and then I've hit the bars with the old friends at night. It's been trouble, to say the least. Last night especially. I can vaguely remember making out with a couple different girls and grabbing everyone's boobs. After the bar I went back to a girl's place, where I found an ice cream cake in the freezer, and I ate the whole fucking thing. This morning I was shown a picture of myself sitting on a couch with my shirt off eating the cake with my hands, with frosting everywhere. I looked like a complete mess. I got home around noon today, and I didn't really feel hungover at all. Which is awesome because I drank fucking everything and smoked a ridiculous amount of (other people's) weed. Merry Christmas
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 I just stocked up for a traditional toytoy Christmas meal: 3 cases of beer and a carton of smokes. I swear to God if the upcoming severe storms that are supposed to be here around 4PM (Trust me, when there is severe storm warning in the south you pay attention if you have an inkling of sense) carry away my Christmas dinner I'm going to be standing in the wreckage and shaking a stick at God.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Am I the only one that got this great Simpsons reference? I feel like death right now. Hangover is in full swing and I have to start getting ready to head back to my parents house. I still have to get my cards and presents together. Anyone want to write a genuine message to my mom for me? Things are looking up though, in 2 hours I will be drinking with my Polish and Irish family members. My mom's side likes to get pretty rowdy with champagne on Christmas so this should be a great time. Hopefully my uncle calls my aunt a "dirty whore" again this year.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Sounds like the meal I picked up yesterday for tonight and tomorrow. 2 bottles of Ketel1, two 12 packs of Diet Coke, and a carton of smokes. Gonna get fucked up and watch the Olsen Twins "License to Drive". Awesome.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Sister is starting to implode due to her First Christmas Dinner excapades. And I just got shit for making fun of her cat. It takes Xanax. Twice a day. I laughed, then got shit for said laughter. That made me laugh even more. Now cracking bottle number 2 of nice red wine. New b-in-law finds humour in it too, but is too afraid of sister to say shit about it. I feel for him.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 HOLY SHIT! It just turned real fucking nasty here. The wind is blowing about 50mph and it's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock. Things aren't supposed to get really fucked up for another hour or so. When it's raining sideways and you're watching your trees bend over at awkward angles I do believe things are approaching being pretty fucked up. EDIT: A screen shot of my upcoming weather:
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 The Olsen's? License to Drive is the Corey's. (Haim & Felding) Maybe I'm missing something new, but then again, I don't have a penis to chafe.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Let the "Drinking so that I can stand being with the family" begin. Merry Christmas you reprobates
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 My bad. It's called "Getting There". Like it matters. Never once have I watched it with the sound on.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 The Olsen twins really have fallen out of the lime light. They should go the route of the Milton Twins.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 And yes, I did a search for vocal folds (AKA as Vocal Cords). I was curious if I could actually damage someone's with my dick. I never did find the answer, but I did find out we have two sets of vocal cords and with a bit of work you can learn to use both of them at once. That might be useful in freaking someone the hell out.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 It's snowing like a motherfucker up here, and people are starting to get dumb. When everone heard about the storm coming, they all went to the grocery store to stock up on milk and bread. This has always blown my mind. First of all, most of these people have lived in this fucking state their entire lives. They've seen some of the worst snowstorms mother nature can blow out of her ass. Even so, maybe 1 out of 50 people around here have been stranded for more than one day. You'd think they would be a little more cavalier about the whole thing. So let's just say, hypothetically, that one of these dildos actually did get stranded for a week. Why would you stock up on the shit that spoils the fastest? Fucking bananas last longer than bread and milk! So fucking stupid! These are the same people who, after 7 months of no snow, forget how to drive in the fucking snow! And it's always the people who've lived here for upwards of 5 fucking decades! Fuck! I just spent most of the morning driving around in the snow, watching people who've driven in snow their entire lives not know how to drive in the snow. Let me tell you, when you have places to go, it's infuriating. So anyways, I don't have any Christmas festivities till Sunday, so until then I'll be drunk for a majority of the time. I'll report back if anything cool happens.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Trick or treat, mother bitches! Time to get drunk and go to church! Ha!
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 I hear ya man. We had a flood in Maui a couple years ago and everything was shut down for a few days. I ran to the grocery store and picked up three handles of rum and three packs of smokes. Why? Because what else are you going to do when everything is shut down. I had to wait in line for 30 minutes to buy that shit because of all the idiots stocking up on torches, candles, and rice.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 I've been fixing up the soon-to-be nursery and drinking Miller Lite. I've now switched to Great Lakes Eliot Ness. Now, I'm going to watch Inglorious Basterds and maybe some video games later. The wife and I aren't leaving the house because she's so close to the due date. Its almost like being snowed in, yet this storm isn't going away. Stay in there a little longer little fella. Merry Christmas, assholes.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Well its officially a holiday. My parents have asked my siblings not to drink with me and not to encourage me to drink.