Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Spent the day digging myself, parents, and grandparents out of 10" of snow. Then did the family thing for a few hours. Blizzard warning continues for Duluth, MN area tonight and we're supposed to get another 10+" of snow. Good thing I've built a respectable liquor cabinet for myself over the last few weeks. Basically I'm going to do the exact same thing tomorrow but hungover and even better food.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Well, it's officially been christmas for 43 minutes here in the UK so to all of my fellow drunkards-Merry Christmas, and I hope you have a good 'un. Me? I'd just like to stop pissing like a racehorse at the mo.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 After tomorrow, there won't be anymore fucking Christmas music. Anyone else excited for this?
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Well, Oklahoma City has been fucked by snow. The Highway Patrol officially shut down all the metro interstates a couple hours ago. I am definitely not going anywhere. Luckily my two roommates and I have a good amount of alcohol, so its time to get really good and drunk. Hot apple cider and spiced rum bitches! Merry Christmas!!!
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Shut your whore mouth or I'll have BlueDog fight you in the face! I'm currently listening to "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas". On repeat. As loud as my laptop will go.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 "Santa" is about to come for the kids here. The youngest from Sweden is going to piss himself in excitement. I am also getting drunk and starting to get annoyed with things in general. Not a good combination.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 YO GET THIS BULLSHIT I have to go to mass, because my mother is in the choir and its not worth the argument. Apparently, they decided that midnight mass is too late. So it's now 10 PM mass. Which "counts as going on Christmas." I mean, I'm not even religious, but that seems like half-assing it even to me.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 I just got back from a candlelight ceremony at church, which I went to without argument only because I, as an only child, care too much what my parents think of me. It's time to crack open this bottle of Captain Morgan Private Stock.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 OH FUCK YES. Although, it's not as bad this year as I'm not working retail management & am not subject to 30 shitty songs on one CD on repeat from November 1st onwards..
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 I'm kinda surprised everyone's in such a good mood. Fuck that. This one goes out to the chronically depressed curmudgeons. Kick over a kid's snowman? Give the Salvation Army Bell-ringer a poo dollar? Mail someone a fruitcake? Sound off. Slowly getting shitfaced. Finishing off this bottle of absinthe I bought in March. Got Jerry Cantrell's Boggy Depot on the stereo. Writing short, choppy sentences denoting I'm way more buzzed than thought. Merry Christmas. Chew on my rim. Kissiez!
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Well, I've had a bottle of chard to myself, who is there to play with?
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 The Christmas Eve trip to the strippers was amusing as always. We got there early (1pm), and apparently they weren't expecting many customers. The first 2 girls weren't too bad, but I'm probably thinking that because they were the only two we got to see for the first 2 hours. 4 times each. Really guys? Hey, I'm all for watching Sasha and Angelina a time or 2, but they're fucking strippers...I'm not supposed to remember their names unless I pony up for some up-close-and-personals. You couldn't bring in another girl or 2 for the early rotation? It actually managed to get worse though. They spent forever screwing around with some stage stuff, then finally 2 new chicks showed up. Both were surgically enhanced to say the least. I have ZERO problem with this, but it was hard not to notice that the lights were adjusted so we could clearly see their bodies, but their faces were in the dark. I happened to be sitting by the DJ booth though, and got a glimpe of both as they went to give their music the the DJ. Motherfuck, they both looked like they finished 4th in shovel-fighting contests. On top of that, the cryptkeeper-looking waitress managed to screw up our beer orders a bunch of times and act generally humbug-ish. Overall though, it was one of the best Christmas Eves I've had in years. That should tell you how my past Christmas Eve's have turned out.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Just a friendly reminder that the boobie thread is always looking for new friends...
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 I like the way you think. Wait. Are you a Canadian dude named Claire or a Canadian chick named Claire that's not a dude? I don't understand your customs. I've run oot of champagne, absinthe, aboot everything but vodka. Plus side: just scored a vicodin connection. Hooray sciatica at 28!
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Maybe it's just me, but I found this hilarious: (From the Memphis Commercial Appeal crime report)