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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    Don't yall love when you go to church, and you are standing next to they guy who sings his fucking ass off during the hymns? Seriously, this guy was trying his damnedest to be the next Luca Bratzi or whatever the hell that singers name is.

    Oh wait, I forgot that yall are all Godless heathens... I POX ON THE MOTHERFUCKING NONBELIEVERS! Ha! Imma throw some rattle snakes and shit around here and get some fucking Hallelujahs!
     
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    You know how I know there is no "god?" I haven't been struck by lightning yet.
     
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    I walked into the church, and a fucking black vortex of death opened up under my feet to suck me into oblivion. And I was like, "HEY! FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID VORTEX YOU! GET OUT OF HERE, YOU JERK!". Then it dissipated and i sang "Gloria" really loud 'cause its funny!
     
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    Bottle of Wild Turkey 101 is almost gone.

    Watching Orgazmo with my brother. Awesome movie.
     
    #224 konatown, Dec 24, 2009
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    Aw, you hurt the vortex's feelings!

    Now we all know vortex vulnerability.
     
    #225 PIMPTRESS, Dec 24, 2009
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    I dont know about the black vortex' vulnerability, but the pink variety usually succumbs to vodka, jewelry and chocolate.
     
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    Ah, the black is far more terrifying than the pink.
     
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    Eff that vortex! Its wanted to be all big and bad and try to suck me down to h -e- double hockey sticks, but I metaphorically kicked that vortex in the nuts! Don't be comin' up in here with that brimstone BS if you can't back it up, yo!

    Word?

    The pick ones are easy, though. You just plug those up with a lamp shade or soemthing if the start getting uppity. One ex still won't talk to me after that fiasco.
     
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    Merry Christmas, you degenerate fucks. You people entertain me endlessly. I don't ask for more than that from the people I know in real life, so consider yourselves ahead of the curve.
     
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    Fuck damnit I'm so sick of being undrunk when the holidays roll around because I'm only 20 and the thought of me drinking freaks the shit out of my mother. I don't think she realizes that the drinking age doesn't really mean much anymore, except I can purchase beer for myself rather than having a friend do it. Dumb.

    For Christmas next year she's getting me, constantly drunk, stumbling around the house out of spite. Merry Christmas Mom!
     
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    The Mighty Ducks is on television. Holy shit. Excellent.

    Oops, my shot glass is empty again....
     
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    Is a second bottle a bad idea?
     
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    I'd ask for someone to explain to me how the Star Wars trilogy is an annual staple of Christmas programming, but I don't want to question something so awesome. Somehow watching Christmas Vacation and then The Empire Strikes Back is a personal Christmas Eve tradition. Rum makes the experience even better than when I was younger.
     
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    No way. It's the best idea you've ever had.

    I will if you do. No one's going to mind if the presents are under the tree or thrown carelessly into the tree or behind the couch.
     
    #234 CharlesJohnson, Dec 24, 2009
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    I stopped my read of the thread to give a big thumbs up for this. Worst fucking part of this season. Christmas music. I fucking HATE it. Ugh. Annoying ass shit that gets stuck in your head for days.

    That being said, this is the funniest fucking version of Oh Holy Night ever. Just keep listening, it gets better and better, right up til the end. This guy is a star of horrible proportions.

    No seriously, just when you think it can't get worse or more funny, it does.

    Hit that high note, bro, you can do it. Go for it.

     
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    Mother fucker... Tex just knocked my giant jack daniels toddy all over the place. NOT COOL, DOG! STOP BEING A DOG, YOU JERK!

    Only some of yall will get this, but I just spent a buttload of time looking for that old "Rocko's Modern Life" clip where that frog yells at Rocko over and over saying "NE-VAR! NE-VAR? NE-VAR!". Ha!
     
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    I hope you get dick cancer.
     
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    Thanks. I feel better about wrapping them in foil now.
     
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    How great is that shit? You will hear it in your head every time that song is sung for real, for the rest of your life. It's brilliantly bad.
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.bigvidpro.com/?v=wIW-Wji0pw2ooqjUBzEMkw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.bigvidpro.com/?v=wIW-Wji0pw2ooqjUBzEMkw</a>

    It starts at 12:39.

    Merry Christmas, my swamp-dwelling friend. Laissez les bon temps roulet.

    EDIT: That's the very last goddamn time you'll see me using French. Fucking ever.
     
    #240 Beefy Phil, Dec 25, 2009
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