Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 I fucking loved that show when I was a teenager. That whole block of four shows on Nickelodeon was not exactly kid stuff. Ren and Stimpy (one of the greatest shows of all time), Rocko's Modern Life, Rugrats, and Doug. They all had subversive themes and jokes that you;d have to be 20+ to understand, but in a layered way. I thought they were great at that age, and I thought they were greater at a later age.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 The bottle of whiskey is now half done, and so am I! Well, maybe a little more than that. It's Christmas now afterall!
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 No shit. I used to come home every day from school and watch all four of those shows. And Hey! Arnold. What do today's children have? The Jonas Brothers? Hillary Duff? Fuck society. I feel old now. This was my first "Back in my day..." moment. Thanks baby Jesus.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 I'd like to put this up again for people who might have missed it, and I will do so on every page. It's worth your time.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Yeah. Officially Merry Christmas, my fellow lonely degenerates on the East Coast! I'm out of rum. Time to pull a Ron Artest and pour some Hennessy. (it's in my parents' liquor cabinet. I'm not going to ask)
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Don't yall DARE forget about motherfucking ARTIE: THE STRONGEST MAN........in the wooooorld!
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Aw, fuck, it's X-mas here, isn't it... My favorite X-mas memory is visiting my boy that lived in O.C. and driving up to Hollywood Blvd. X-mas morning. NO TRAFFIC IN L.A. It was amazing. By the way, Hollywood BLVD is amazing. Go one block in any other direction, though, and the neighborhood smells like piss.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Just to jump on the nostalgia bandwagon, but Legends of the Hidden Temple was the motherfucking shit. I watched it every day, knowing that if I got a chance, I could kick the shit out of those little snotnose brats and get that damn monkey. But sadly, I never got my time in the sun... And as for Ren and Stimpy, I think you can probably guess my feelings on that. What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log!
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 It's log, it's log/ It's big, it's heavy, it's wood/ It's log, it's log/ It's better than bad, It's GOOD
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 On another note, I got a new stereo receiver today. My old one was dying, and I have a friend in San Diego who works in Home Entertainment Solutions. I asked him about my problems, he got me a new one at factory cost. I got a new receiver for 3/5 of the store cost. Anyway, It came today. I worked until 4. I go down to the apartment complex office to pick it up, and they're fucking closed. Since 2, it seems. I hold the door for a dude as I'm going in, and then say to myself, "Fuck, and they just dropped my package in the office. Fucking work." Dude pauses in the doorway to the gym, turns and says, "My fiance works in the office, I'll be right back." 10 minutes later, I have my new receiver on my shoulder, and they're pretty sure I needed it as a X-mas gift. I did not dis-illusion them.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 It's officially Christmas. Yay! Considering that I slept til 1PM today, I'm not tired but there is no way I can stay up as late as I did last night. I'll be getting very intoxicated before heading over to my Grandparents because my mom's sister (and her family) make me want to deepthroat a cactus. The hours leading up to my departure should be entertaining...
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 If you decide to deepthroat a cactus, can we get video? I just wanna see if you can do it...
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 This is the greatest thing I have ever heard. I'm trying desperately to keep from laughing and waking my brother up and am failing miserably. Whatever, he deserves it for snoring all the time and saying weird shit in his sleep. "I want my tux back." You don't even have a tux. Shut up. Thank you zorro for sharing that with us. And I agree about the cactus deepthroat video. With this and the Back to the Future porno we could start a franchise or whatever they call them in the porn industry.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Well, this thread has fallen off. Either you fuckers have better things to do, or you're passed out. Pussies.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 I love this man, and he's not wrong. Let me show it to you once again, just in case...
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 And honestly, no one can deny Pimptress anything she wants, so this should just be a matter of time, right?
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Speaking of sharp, pointy sexual organs, there was just a giant, toothed, man-eating vagina on TV. Our worst fears have come to light. Though I would also like to encourage any deepthroating videos you may want to produce, TMR.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Been drinking and burning with my mom and her boyfriend for the last couple hours, helping them set up presents for my brother and sister. And then the booze took control, and we decided to have a little fun with it. We wrapped up general items and wrote out tags for them. By general items I mean 2 chalkboard erasers, my dog's chew toy, some slippers that my dog chewed up, and my mom's boyfriend's reading glasses. I don't know why I thought this was so funny, but fuck I still can't stop laughing about it. Sitting back now watching Christmas Vacation drinking away the night and waiting for Santa.