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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. breakylegg

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    fucking iczorro give up that shit. christ on a pony!
     
    #281 breakylegg, Dec 25, 2009
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    Dear Merciful Baby Jesus.

    I went to a performing arts speciality school for high school; one of the best in the country, so the story goes. For the Christmas concerts, this girl one year did a solo rendition of this song. It was beautiful. Nothing short of beautiful. This girl had vocal control and range beyond anyone you've ever heard. It reduced my dear sweet grandmother to tears after having heard it.

    This video took that memory, shoved a sock in its mouth, punched it in the solar plexus and raped it in the ass, without any lube.

    May God have mercy on your soul.
     
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    You probably know it as something else but it is just a vodka and cranberry juice with a lime or lemon. But with a decent vodka (like Svedka or similiar) they are tastey and go down fast even when strongly made.
     
    #283 zyron, Dec 25, 2009
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    I really have no idea where you're going with this. Angry at me? Happy with me? I don't know. But you can't deny this will stick with you forever.
     
    #284 iczorro, Dec 25, 2009
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    Family is outta town and I couldn't go because of fucking basketball so I'm stuck here alone, drinking Jack and watching A Chrisfmas Story all night. I wouldn't be alone if the ex hadn't decided to be stupid and end things. Whatever. I got Jack, he never disappoints. Just like this board.

    Fuck Ralphie, he's gonna shoot his eye out. I need my Clark Griswald.
     
    #285 Riggins, Dec 25, 2009
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    Why the extravagant name? Just call it a Vodka and Cranberry with a twist.
     
    #286 iczorro, Dec 25, 2009
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    Oh shit, new page. People might not have seen this:

     
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    where the fuck do you think i am going with this?

    no, it will not stick with me forever.
     
    #288 breakylegg, Dec 25, 2009
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    I have not the least little idea of what you're talking about, but... good luck, I guess?
     
    #289 iczorro, Dec 25, 2009
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    gonna ring in xmas with a hangover. Excellente
     
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    I am going with this because you posted the same bullshit over and over.

    "really have no idea where you're going with this. Angry at me? Happy with me? I don't know. But you can't deny this will stick with you forever."

    thanks, iczorro, but it will not stick with me forever.
     
    #291 breakylegg, Dec 25, 2009
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    Yes it will. And you know it. Even arguing about it drives it deeper into you subconscious. Congratulations. You're hooked.
     
    #292 iczorro, Dec 25, 2009
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    and to think mama said she thought crack was "sideways"...
     
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    Your mom was on crack? I apologize. I have no idea what happens in the mind of your demographic.

    Good luck with that whole "Mom on crack" thing.

    Also good luck on getting this song out of your head.

    IT'S MONEY, BABY.
     
    #294 iczorro, Dec 25, 2009
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    I'm exhausted. I can't post any more tonight. On health care, on evolution, on retards.

    All I have left is this: BAM


     
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    youre such a suburban idiot. your whole "signatures are for losers" bullshit is such false bravado. I shouldn't have made a stink about you repeating yourself.
     
    #296 breakylegg, Dec 25, 2009
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    I'm at work, Chistmas + DJ = 3 hours on TiB

    So, suprise! My in laws arn't just drunk, they're fucking the Grinch's direct drunk relation.

    They thought to start yesterday, at 7am. 2 bottles of wine and who knows how much beer. They get in a fight with the sister in law, who lives with them. They bail on Chistmas (at my house, had a bad feeling about it at their place) again, and the drama starts.

    I can't remember all the stupid that was voimited from their pie holes but I do know it's going to FUCK MY CHRISTMAS!

    -get off work at 5:30a
    -open presents with the little nephue
    -breakfast
    -head to "the parents" (in laws) to get the ham
    -mayhem may insue
    -sleep?

    noon - awake, shower, dress
    -"Christmas" as planned with my sane family
    -drinking?
    -sleep?

    Maybe if I'm positve things will work out just fucking DANDY

    Oh, and back to the station on Sat 10-2
    Need to call in a Christmas Wish, some ass, or Tits in the boobie thread. Just this once.
     
    #297 snobes, Dec 25, 2009
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    Jesus (happy birthday!) you guys are like a couple of little kids arguing over I dont even know what. This is all I can think of saying to y'all...



    When in doubt, go to Clark w. Griswald
     
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    I love when people take false irony seriously.

    As for the "Suburban Idiot" thing, no, I don't listen to Greenday anymore (that's a joke, you unenlightened, unfunny, unconcious piece of shit).
     
    #299 iczorro, Dec 25, 2009
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    omg, dunk family scattergories is way funnier than it used to be. nothing like cousin and aunt both having to cross out 'cunt' for a four letter word starting with c. i have a sneaking suspicion my teeth are purple. something about drinking too much red wine, maybe.
     
    #300 sisterkathlouise, Dec 25, 2009
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