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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Crazy Wolf

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Here I sit, the pills kicking in, Gram Rabbit's "Devil's Playground" playing in my head for the last hour.

    We now return you to your previously interrupted drunk-bitchfight.
     
    #301 Crazy Wolf, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Before slinking out for the night, here is a recipe, and brief explanation, paraphrased from noted drunk-wad Amis Kingsley (or was that Kingsley Amis?):

    1 part bourbon
    1 part brandy
    4 parts (or so) milk

    Fill with milk ice cubes.

    To be drunk in the morning in place of breakfast. Excellent as a heartener for such noted drags as Christmas morning, dinner with the in-laws, job interviews, and so forth.
     
    #302 ghettoastronaut, Dec 25, 2009
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    the word "anymore" when partnered with Green Day is good enough for me. Keep fighting the "punk" fight, champ, irony be damned.
     
    #303 breakylegg, Dec 25, 2009
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    Ah, yes, the inevitable Christmas meltdown, just like our forefathers intended. It was only a matter of time.

    But please, for the sake of the children, stop yelling. CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!?
     
    #304 Stimpson J Cat, Dec 25, 2009
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    I love when people take false irony seriously.

    Describe "false irony" dipshit. Do it seriously.
     
    #305 breakylegg, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    This has the makings of a retarded/unfunny Gris-Ballsack bitchslap.

    Yet, Im' curiously entertained. Carry on, boys ... you've just upstaged the Griswalds. Bravo.
     
    #306 Riggins, Dec 25, 2009
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    Speaking of Ballsack, tell him to get off his plant and get his stupid ass in here. I'm drunk and I need someone to make fun of so I can feel better about myself.

    Go Old Mil!
     
    #307 BeerMonster, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    My first post of Christmas, so I might as well start it out with a lovely carol:


    And as we celebrate this wonderful holiday, let's not forget the true reason for the season:

    Newly-converted pagans who were too lazy to change their winter holiday to April.

    I'm gonna get drunk and push snow with the skid loader today.
     
    #308 Danger Boy, Dec 25, 2009
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    Christmas is almost done, only an hour to go before boxing day. I had an awesome night last night with my family getting shitfaced for the first time we were all adults. Today was the most beautiful christmas that I can remember, temperature was high 20s and got boozy all day until I had a nap. And tomorrow I leave for South East Asia.
     
    #309 pincinelly, Dec 25, 2009
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    Settle. This is a MERRY Christmas drunk thread.
     
    #310 Nettdata, Dec 25, 2009
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    And yes, it's 5:30 in the morning, and I'm drinking already, waiting for the folks to get up and the festivities to begin.
     
    #311 Nettdata, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Much prefer Garrison's song:



    Merry Fucking Christmas!
     
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    What he said!

    MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    *Shoots tommy gun wildly into air/woman who has been smoochin' with everybody*

    AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    *Bang!*
     
    #313 Blue Dog, Dec 25, 2009
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    Merry Krima assholes!! 8:30am mimosa numero uno. Hope you all have a great day!
     
    #314 TheLowLife, Dec 25, 2009
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    I'm fucking charming is why. Hahaha...
     
    #315 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    All of us are charming. Rep points reflect that, right?

    Oh, and I'm impressed that the first Christmas fight on TiB was between two guys. Seriously, I wouldn't have seen that one coming. Nicely done! Oh, and Merry Freakin' Christmas, everybody!
     
    #316 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    Oh, you qualify as charming! Obviously.
     
    #317 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    Man...I really should have stayed in and drank alone with the the idiot board. My buddy called me and told me about a party going down so I went over to his house looking forward to getting smashed and hopefully getting some ass from girls taking pity on me for not being able to celebrate christmas. It was a brilliant plan I tell you! Unfortunate my buddy was so hammered from his family dinner he couldn't walk straight. I tried to get him to slow down but he just kept drinking and I ended up taking cae of his wasted ass all night. Got back home at 1 in the morning and read the fun ya'll were having on this thread. Oh well, merry christmas ya fucks.

    edit: Christmas brings about ONE post on the boobie thread? Ladies, come on. I don't get to celebrate christmas. It's not fair and it makes me sad. At least give me the joy of a couple of sets of boobies on this day of giving.
     
    #318 dubyu tee eff, Dec 25, 2009
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    This is sort of a Rave but in the spirit of intoxication it was conceived in:

    I just checked my phone. It contained a text sent to me at 1:57 am. From my Peruvian friend.

    "I have just convinced two hot air force men to have a threesome with me I am a fucking pimp fuck yah this is a story you should be telling Wish you were here! Come on sunday."


    I can't stop laughing. "wish you were here..." hahahahahahaha
     
    #319 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    Is she wearing the neon fishing lures? Those are kryptonite for threesomes!
     
    #320 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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