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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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    Probably! We should market these to women everywhere. As "bait."
     
    #321 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    Our advertising jingle could be something like, "Heeeeere, redneck, redneck, redneck..."

    Eh?
     
    #322 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    Hahahaha, "This specialized collection is available in a variety of hypnotizing colors and scents!"
     
    #323 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    "Be sure to check out our piss-scented makeup, for the hunter in your life!"
     
    #324 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    "Lovingly spritzed by toytoy himself!"
     
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    "Sure to make that 'special someone' scream!"

    Too bad there aren't a lot of people on right now to appreciate our funny.
     
    #326 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    Oh my God. She just sent me naked pics. This guy has an impressive...everything...wow.
     
    #327 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    Goddammit, this is why we need a "Member's Member Thread" in the permanent section. You've got no outlet where you can post those, and I'm sure the board would like to see it. I know in the early days there was a discussion of a "Member's Nutsack Thread," but nothing ever came of it.


    I'm totally kidding. Please don't create any of these threads. Please.
     
    #328 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    I promise you that yall don't want a thread like that. Mine looks scarily similar to Large Marge from "Pee Wee's Big Adventure". Nobody wants to see that, trust me.
     
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    Kinda like this?

    [​IMG]

    But with one eye, obviously.
     
    #330 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    Wow, that would dry me right up.
     
    #331 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    He just meant it's in stop-motion claymation. Kinda like Gumby. It takes 3 cameras and 150 man hours to achieve an erection.
     
    #332 CharlesJohnson, Dec 25, 2009
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    This is why somebody should post better pictures. Where's TMR gone?
     
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    I'll save the day. Give me a minute..
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Ahhh. See? Now THAT'S fucking hot! Mmm-hmm!
     
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    They're totally abusing those bananas in that last shot.
     
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    Merry Christmas.
     
    #339 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    Isn't that last one Marilyn Manson's ex?

    Also; the house is either at church or asleep right now, and A Colbert Christmas is on TV. It's the best Christmas since I cared about getting presents!

    "Where are you going?"
    "I'm gonna go find a meg, so I can nut it."
     
    #340 ghettoastronaut, Dec 25, 2009
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