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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    No, you are thinking Dita Von Teese. That is Masuimi Max.


    All tasty.
     
    #341 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    No, you're thinking of Dita Von Teese:

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    #342 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    Wow, we even typed the same sentence. I'm beginning to suspect that PIMPTRESS and I are the same person.
     
    #343 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    That was weird...


    [​IMG]
     
    #344 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Good, I'm glad it didn't happen twice in a row.

    More old-fashioned:

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    #345 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    I just came across this, and I think it nicely illustrates my argument against Kratos' militant no-hair stand on girls. This is how I think women should look:

    (And who am I kidding, no one's at work, but just in case.)

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    #346 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    [​IMG]






    (sigh)
     
    #347 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    You never know with Angelina. Thus the appeal.
     
    #348 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    Ooo...ouch. Don't make fun of such a fine, fine piece of work. It's all kinds of pretty.
     
    #349 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Now this is what a woman should look like:

    [​IMG]

    P.S. - <a class="postlink" href="http://tmv.proto.jp/#id=thingsthatexciteme" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://tmv.proto.jp/#id=thingsthatexciteme</a>

    NSFW. I win. Actually, we all win. Courtesy of the random links thread.
     
    #350 ghettoastronaut, Dec 25, 2009
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    No. This is how women should look:

    [​IMG]


    (too far?)
     
    #351 dubyu tee eff, Dec 25, 2009
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    Can she iron and do my laundry? Then really, I don't give a fuck.

    So for some reason the descriptive video has been activated, and I'm amazed at how racially aware this female commentator is: black boy this, heavy-set caucasian woman that, even when being fat or black are irrelevant to the story line.
     
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    I walk away from my desk to go eat breakfast with the family and you ladies post all sort of holiday deliciousness.

    I've seen some pretty damn fine looking penises in my day but no let's not go there in a public forum. All penis pictures should be sent to my inbox for inspection. Starting with yours BlueDog.

    I'm drinking already, and it's a yummy concoction with far too many ingredients. I just couldn't stop adding a splash of this and a splash of that. (Champagne, Cranberry, Vodka, Triple Sec, Lime Juice & Chambord) It's like a Kir Royale and a Cape Cod mixed together and I like it.
     
    #353 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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    Yup. Chater had a good zinger. I think your attempt knocked the joke out of the park, into the 'illegal' field beside it.
     
    #354 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    I really hope the liquor store is open today. What is lq protocol on Christmas?
     
    #355 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    I wouldn't count on it.
     
    #356 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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    Damn, that means Crown is next. I apologise in advance...


    And I just discovered I got a little iTunes crazy last night...
     
    #357 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    But even if you could go, I fucking hate liquor stores for the few weeks leading up to New Year's. They are crowded with fairweather lushes, and everything you wanted to get has already been bought up by those dirty yuppies.

    It should also be mentioned: it's past noon and we haven't opened presents yet. My dad disappeared to church around 10:00 and hasn't returned. On the plus side, I had bacon (home-cured bacon, at that) for the first time in four months.
     
    #358 ghettoastronaut, Dec 25, 2009
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    Surely to god Walmart is open. They sell booze in the States, right? It'll be weak piss, but it'll be alcohol just the same.
     
    #359 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    I dunno. I know they don't sell booze in Quebec, even though every other mega-mart grocery store does.
     
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