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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    I've been sticking to wine, doubt good ol Walmart carries my poison.
     
    #361 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    You don't have to apologize... by the time I get home from the family gathering, I will be right here with you.
     
    #362 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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    Haha, this could get more interesting?
     
    #363 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    Someone once told me you can never go wrong with pedo humor.

    He held a cup and a sign saying was a Vietnam vet. Looked to be in his late 20's.
     
    #364 dubyu tee eff, Dec 25, 2009
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    You'd be right if the bitch had remembered to bring me socks too. Idiot, I tell ya.
     
    #365 MoreCowbell, Dec 25, 2009
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    Did anyone else notice that Princess Leia spoke with an English accent in the first Star Wars movie, but dropped it by the third movie?

    This is also the third time they've played the original trilogy in the last two movies. Oh, Space Channel.
     
    #366 ghettoastronaut, Dec 25, 2009
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    Merry Christmas to all. This morning was pretty fun, watching my sister and brother open up presents. I got them both Dvd's and video games, but as I have mentioned, I wrapped up a bunch of weird shit I found laying around the house to give to them first. You should have seen their eyes when they tore into the wrapping paper only to find some shit the dog chews on and some very used chalkboard erasers. Of course, I eventually gave them their real presents, but for about 30 minutes I had them going. I just kept saying, "It's the thought that counts, right?"

    So now that that is over...the whole family gets here in about an hour...let the drinking commence.
     
    #367 Sam N, Dec 25, 2009
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    So I drink 15 or so beers and play video games last night, and miss all this action. Jesus, things took a turn. Way to go. My wife keeps wondering why I am red-faced and stifling laughter. I cannot tell her that I am laughing at vaginas. Or maybe I should.
     
    #368 CoolHandPete, Dec 25, 2009
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    This thread was going somewhere wonderful. Let's bring it back there.

    [​IMG]

    For those of you who thought the last one was too skinny.
     
    #369 ghettoastronaut, Dec 25, 2009
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    We don't have a Christmas tree. Or presents. But we have a lot of booze and a lot of family. My breakfast consisted of two rye & gingers and a few joints. Now it's time for a shower beer. It's 1:04p.m. Family get together starts at 4:00. Oh boy.
     
    #370 ClaireV, Dec 25, 2009
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    Passed out last night with a bud tall boy in my hand, and was awoken this morning to it being poured on my face by my brother. He called me out, said we can't leave a good man behind, and thus my drinking commenced at 9:13am. As the day stands, I have demolished a mickey of Bailey's and a few more Bud Lights. In my hand I rock a GnT and will probably crack the whiskey soon.

    Merry Christmas wooo!

    Also the BOOTY thread has been lacking. Surely you ladies have some lovely christmas panties you would love to show off?
     
    #371 JDTheHero, Dec 25, 2009
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    Come on now that girl's got no curves at all.

    [​IMG]

    Now that's more like it.
     
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    Good morning, folks. My brain hurts. It's as if several hamsters are trying to hammer-fuck their way out of my skull.

    I got a little treat for yas.



    And I do like the direction we were headed in, so I'll bring out some of my own Masuimi pics. And maybe some Topanga.

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    Dude. Thanks a lot. I opened that Hide tag, and now the FBI's gonna come find me.
     
    #374 MoreCowbell, Dec 25, 2009
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    That last one is Teen Topanga, aka Leanna Silver. Very much of age.
     
    #375 iczorro, Dec 25, 2009
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    Which one do you think is crazier?
     
    #376 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    The skinny one with very little doubt. And if that's reddish hair I see, there's not a doubt in my mind. Them chicks be nuts.
     
    #377 Psychodyne, Dec 25, 2009
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    A very good point, and normally I'd agree, but the curvy one appears to be at least partially Latina. In my experience, Latina = batshit nuts (sorry to make such a broad generalization based on culture, but you know what I'm sayin').
     
    #378 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    I had my first beer before I even got out of bed. Good start to the day.
     
    #379 kuhjäger, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    I've been making martinis on and off since 10 am. For myself and my parents. This happened because my father bought a bottle of Bombay Sapphire. It really is fantastic. It's even put me in a good mood... (I'm usually The Grinch on Christmas)

    Regrettably, I didn't have green olives. I only had Kalamata (red) so used those instead. Still, yummy.

    Merry Christmas!
     
    #380 Durbanite, Dec 25, 2009
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