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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. taste_my_rainbow

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    That's so goddamned photoshopped. Things that spectacular don't exist in nature.

    My family was only partially annoying this year. I sat at the dining room table with my Kir Royale/Cape Cod combo drinks and didn't talk for a while.

    I've drank enough that my special spot is tingly. Mmmm.
     
    #381 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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    While it's obviously photoshopped to all hell (the light spots next to her boob? covering up stretch marks, obviously), your accusation that such glorious things do not exist in nature has one response: Jennifer Connelly.

    I have decided that Han Solo is a licensed badass. None of you mere mortals would consistently refer to royalty as "sweetheart" and "sister" and "lady" in such a consistently derisive manner.
     
    #382 ghettoastronaut, Dec 25, 2009
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    I'm sure she's the type of nuts where if someone pissed her off she'd cut their dick off and throw it in the road. Absolutely. Still, redheads have their own special brand of crazy that frightens me in it's inconsistency. I'd offer an apology to any women on the board who have red hair, but you all know it's true.

    The one between your toes?

    T-2 hours till too much wine. Ahhhh....
     
    #383 Psychodyne, Dec 25, 2009
  4. taste_my_rainbow

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    While very beautiful indeed, don't kid yourself into thinking that her's aren't cleaned up/enhanced too.

    With the right skills, anyone can have a smokin' hot body in digital form.

    Umm no. I didn't know any spots were special other than the (my) kitty.
     
    #384 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Kinda NSFW...

    [​IMG]


    No, Jenny, don't listen to those mean, hurtful words. She's just jealous. I'll always know you're not a digitial reconstruction...
     
    #385 ghettoastronaut, Dec 25, 2009
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    Don't forget about the shit pussy. But that one is hit or miss. With the kitty, 60 percent of the time, that one is special alllllll the time.
     
    #386 Sam N, Dec 25, 2009
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    For all of us that weren't around the old board long enough to know...what's the story behind 'shitpussy'?

    I'm already cringing and curling into the fetal position in anticipation.
     
    #387 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    We absolutely must have a good retelling of the shitpussy story.
     
    #388 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    It can become a Christmas tradition!
     
    #389 Crazy Wolf, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    This is someone's cue to tell the story....
     
    #390 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    I didn't know there was a full blown story behind the shitpussy. Now it's being built up and I want to know. (And not be let down)
     
    #391 Jay-Bird, Dec 25, 2009
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    I was unaware that there was a story behind it as well. But this has to be told by someone who has a skill for story telling. It's bound to be a great story, but if someone tells it the way my mother tells a story, I'm gonna throw my computer across the room.
     
    #392 MooseKnuckle, Dec 25, 2009
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    In general I tend to associate curvy with more outgoing, aggressive, dominating personalities and less curvy with someone more subdued. Probably a completely ridiculous statement, but it is just the image it conjures up in my head. Not sure why.

    Oh come on now let's not start bursting bubbles with reality. Models and celebrities are for fantasies. I'm perfectly happy keeping their fantasy images in the fantasy section of my mind.

    edit: I'm a little curious as to why the photoshop allegations are made towards the curvy and not the skinny. Is it just because there wasn't a chance to question the other picture or something else?

    edit2: As far as I know shitpussy was something that arose on the advice board. I think it was first said by either Gris or Kung Fu Mike.
    I should stop over analyzing and stare at more curvy women instead.

    edit19853: I propose a permanent thread where we can just post the hottest pictures ever. All those in favor say Ay.
     
    #393 dubyu tee eff, Dec 25, 2009
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    Well, shit. I've been around the old board since '05 and I really don't know how shitpussy got started. I think it arose as spontaneously self-assembled RNA from the primordial ooze that was the advice board, sucessfully self-replicated, and like some bacterial-viral hybrid, invaded neighbouring message boards by hijacking their cellular machinery to make thousands of copies of itself until the message boards burst from the pressure of holding so much shitpussy.
     
    #394 ghettoastronaut, Dec 25, 2009
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    Suapyg made it up.
     
    #395 VanillaGorilla, Dec 25, 2009
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    Best. Story. EVER!
    (Canadians will hear that in the voice of George Stroumboulopoulus's kids announcing the segment.)
     
    #396 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Geigs coined the term shitpussy in response to someone on the old advice board.

    It was in reference to him being latently homosexual, and a bottom, and getting fucked in his shitpussy.
     
    #397 Nettdata, Dec 25, 2009
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    Just as long as you know that isn't reality.

    I brought up the photoshop thing because of how fucking amazing her ass cheeks are. Skinny girls get photoshopped too.

    I second the motion.
     
    #398 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Did someone say hot pictures?

    To balance out the one I posted earlier, here's one without:

    [​IMG]
     
    #399 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    I am off to rub one out now.
     
    #400 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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