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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Dcc001

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    You're welcome. And Merry Christmas, one and all.
     
    #401 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    It's 3:18pm and I'm just making breakfast for the family. I haven't been sober in 2 days. Dinner will be about midnight and you're all invited. Except for a few of you (and you know who you are), who can lick my daughter's boyfriend's hairy ass. BYOB, cause I'm classy that way.

    Merry Christmas

    P.S. I'm typing this from my shiny new computer chair, while drinking Baileys and coffee. Life is good. Now all I need is a big .......
     
    #402 Queen-Bee, Dec 25, 2009
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    Pretty sure it was actually geigs. And there was no real story. He just used it one day on the advice board, I believe in the context of anal sex, and everyone recognized its genius.

    Sorry to disappoint.
     
    #403 MoreCowbell, Dec 25, 2009
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    Yup, it was Geigs. Somebody should call him and invite him to my party.
     
    #404 Queen-Bee, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    If there was ever a thread that should lead to the creation of a "permanent threads" section of the board, this is it. So much gold here.
     
    #405 Stimpson J Cat, Dec 25, 2009
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    And I thought I was the only female that said that...
     
    #406 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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    I mean, frankly, it makes more sense for women.
     
    #407 MoreCowbell, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    I feel like this is some kind of sexy-Christmas themed Mad Libs.


    The neighbors felt bad for me and brought me over for turkey. Wow, an unreal spread. So I'm now spending the time drinking Jack and watching basketball with the neighbor guy who taught his kids that when the guests drinks are half-full, fill em up. Gotta love it.
    In thanks, I got the kids that voice activated R2D2. "walk R2, run R2, dance R2!" I'm glad I'm leaving R2 when I go back home.
     
    #408 Riggins, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Sorry to move the thread from the female masturbation direction, but I am shithoused. Milk punches for breakfast, champagne for lunch, bourbon between the two and a glass of wine in my hand currently creates a sloppy Noland.

    On the plus side, the boys got remote controlled cars for gifts which are an awesome substitute for a DUI.
     
    #409 Noland, Dec 25, 2009
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    Jesus christ, I just got back from visiting my grandpaps in his nursing home, and it was possibly the most depressing thing I have ever seen. I have no clue how you could live confined to a bed, being fed mashed up food every day, not even recognizing your own children. The only benefit would be the spongebaths by 20 year old nurses, but at that age, nothing down there is functioning anyways.

    Put me in the same boat as toytoy, I'm eating a 45 when I get to 60.
     
    #410 Stimpson J Cat, Dec 25, 2009
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    So, who all has hooked up with a board member? This should be interesting.
    I have for the past two years. I call her my girlfriend and everything. She even knows it.
     
    #411 VanillaGorilla, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    I had a board member look at my truck when it was acting up. That probably doesn't count, though.
     
    #412 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    So that's what you kids are calling it these days.
     
    #413 Nettdata, Dec 25, 2009
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    I believe the term is "fiddling around under the hood"
     
    #414 MoreCowbell, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Oh, well, in that case, lemme tell ya...he was FANTASTIC.
     
    #415 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    Umm, I have. I won't reveal just who it is because he's active on here and well, it's basically none of your fucking business. But I will say that I didn't go to meet him with the intention of hooking up. He hasn't called me a whore (before or since) so we're cool. Shit happens.
     
    #416 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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    I tell people I'm dating a girl who lives in Europe, and then show them pictures from the boobie thread as proof. Thanks girls!!! :):):):):):
     
    #417 ssycko, Dec 25, 2009
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    You live in your parents basement, don't you?
     
    #418 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Oh, honey. You really must bring your standards up a bit. Guys shouldn't fall under the 'cool' category simply because they've never called you a whore.
     
    #419 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    Consider the source. In the real world, yes. On this board, he's a fucking saint.
     
    #420 VanillaGorilla, Dec 25, 2009
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