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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Dcc001

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    That's actually a really good point. If I find out he never once asked to see her tits, then I recommend that she marry him.
     
    #421 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Any female board members in St. Paul lonely tonight? I'm hot and all and can provide character references.
     
    #422 Kratos, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Quite the opposite. They're cool if they HAVE called you a whore. And spanked your ass. And pulled your hair. And tied you down. Or all of the above.

    Safety word properly in place, of course.

    Hmmmm..... there's an idea....

    What are your safety words? Ever had to use them?

    Seems like a perfect topic for Christmas.
     
    #423 Nettdata, Dec 25, 2009
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    Porcupine
     
    #424 Kratos, Dec 25, 2009
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    I know that texting "bumble bee" to The Girl gets her all hot and bothered for what is to come later. Just sayin.
     
    #425 Nettdata, Dec 25, 2009
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    If you knew who it was, you would understand the whore thing. If that clicks in your head, just keep your mouth shut, ok? But yes, he asked to see them.
     
    #426 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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    It's furnished it's not really a basement I swear!

    Safety words are for chumps.
     
    #427 ssycko, Dec 25, 2009
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    When you take a step up from fucking your mom/sister, you'll find otherwise.
     
    #428 Nettdata, Dec 25, 2009
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    Woooo burn~!

    Anyways, christmas day has been toasty to see the least. Tomorrow brings promises of pond hockey, the world juniors and in the evening, a wonderful Boxing Day matchup between the Leafs and Habs.

    Tomorrow will be complete with a sweep of wins for the boys. Go Leafs Go!! Flow Beers Flow~!
     
    #429 JDTheHero, Dec 25, 2009
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    Watching 24 Season 7 on Blu Ray and drinking a Vodka Diet Mountain Dew right now (that's all I have for mixer). I don't have any food in the house so I have to figure out that situation without leaving.
     
    #430 Kratos, Dec 25, 2009
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    Wow, ya'll are weird.


    I just deep fried a turkey, made gravy, mashed potatos with cheese whipped in(cream cheese too), asparagus with hollandaise, stuffing and homemade biscuits.

    I have so many fucking leftovers..
     
    #431 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    FedEx delivers to Texas rush delivery. Just saying.
     
    #432 Riggins, Dec 25, 2009
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    Your food sounds as good as your pictures.
     
    #433 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    Fuck this weather. Freezing cold, snowing, 35mph winds, 5 foot drifts everywhere in the roads. Out of beer, switching to Sailor Jerry.
     
    #434 pterodactyl, Dec 25, 2009
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    Gracias! I shall be up extra early to run the glut off, I can hardly move right now.
     
    #435 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    I miss running. It's impossible to run in this weather right now. Hafta wait until the new year.
     
    #436 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    I have to watch for ice but fortunately the area is pretty well maintained around here. I can't run on a treadmill without feeling like a fucking hamster.

    I get up at 4am to go though, sometimes I think my lungs are going to ice up. But if I don't run, I won't sleep.
     
    #437 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    Here in God's country, it's a snowy, rainy, slushy mess. There was flash flooding on the highway running north/south from St. Paul. The weather can't make up it's mind on whether to snow or rain.

    On a better note, I just made my first Voda/DMD and have preheated the oven for a frozen pizza. It's no feast like what PIMPTRESS has, but it's good enough for me (I already had two Christmas feasts).

    Now I get to watch Jack Bauer yell "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!". It's a good Christmas.

    Oh, and I got this, I may play this by myself tonight if I don't play MW2.

    [​IMG]
     
    #438 Kratos, Dec 25, 2009
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    We're having a standing rib roast, baked potatoes, homemade mac & cheese, corn casserole, broccoli, lima beans (my favorite) and sour cream pound cake for dessert. (We have a metric shit-ton of other sweets too)


    Who's still drinkin?
     
    #439 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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    I'm eyeing the Crown and Crown is eyeing me back. We'll see if it goes anywhere.
     
    #440 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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