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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Dcc001

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Yeah, but last time you got to...what, like 14 beer and 3 Ambien? And I don't think you quit even then. I stick by my numbers. Keeping in mind that 4 beer = 1 hard alcohol drink.

    On an unrelated note, we were all kinda flirty last night. It seems to be downright raunchy right now. I wonder what we'll be like by the time New Years gets here?
     
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    Seriously. If we were local to each other, we'd be in a big naked pile right now. Which honestly, sounds kinda fun.
     
    #462 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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    But only my mom/sister knows what I like.

    Man made cameras cannot discern something that barely exists.

    Also, does anyone else think Mooseknuckle's avatar is actually him? Because I do.
     
    #463 ssycko, Dec 25, 2009
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    Have you ever tried it out? Maybe you could get your vag a curly mustache like the strong men and have it bend steel at a carnival. I'd pay to see that.

    Also, my uncle just sent me a box of Brazil nuts. Maybe your vaginer could give me a hand?
     
    #464 CharlesJohnson, Dec 25, 2009
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    We're getting dangerously close to the 'self aware giner' conversation again. Where the hell is Toytoy at?
     
    #465 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    *puts hand up*
     
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    DON'T MAKE FUN OF HIS PENIS! I'M SURE IT'S SPECIAL!!

    I've had a couple inanimate objects in it but never tried to see if it possesses any bendy skills.

    No to the nuts. FYI We call Brazil nuts Nigger Toes. We are very not PC.
     
    #467 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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    I can feel toytoy lurking...with his box of shells and fishing lures..
     
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Jesus, so has everyone hooked up with a fellow board member? I feel like I'm in the minority right now having not done that.

    I'm sure ToyToy is lurking right now. He just shot his dinner in the front yard and has been busy skinning and cleaning.
     
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    What the fuck?
     
    #470 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    HAHA! I was gonna throw a picture up and let you judge, and this is the first photo that popped up on my facebook. good god
     

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    On another note, Southpark in spanish is awesome!
     
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Which part needs further explanation?

    **It was not ping pong balls. The first that comes to mind is a night stick/police baton. (The non-textured end and yes I made him Clorox it first)
     
    #473 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 25, 2009
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    Is this going to start a string of people's actual photos? I hope so.
     
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    Alright, I was going to put a picture of Brazil nuts and a black foot up so we could compare and contrast, but apparently only white people put their feet on the internet.
     
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    Alright, now there is absolutely no way I am NOT going to picture you as that avatar. Creepy, man.
     
    #476 ssycko, Dec 25, 2009
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    Dude... if you google "nigger toes" this is the first result. Get your urban learn on.

    Edit: My avatar is me.
     
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    The fact that you say that with pride displays a lack of awareness. Which is really par for the course, I suppose.

    Nearly every comment screams "look at me, fuck me please" and it is bordering on fucking sad.


    Crown is making me philosophical tonight...
     
    #478 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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    Philosophical, and oh so wise. And hot...can't forget that.
     
    #479 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    He said a picture, but if you google image search "nigger toes" you get porn and pictures of brazil nuts, but yes we call them that too.
     
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