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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. kuhjäger

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Sadly she is so into the British chick from "Its me or the dog" if you walked in she would be moister than 2005 New Orleans drywall.
     
    #581 kuhjäger, Dec 25, 2009
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    You people are all fucking insane. This was my first Christmas as a 21 year old, so I've been drinking with my family all day, legally. Then I get on here and see this clusterfuck of a thread. I don't even have words. But im gonna try to get on yalls level before Christmas is over...
     
    #582 awwwSNAP, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    He's obviously trying to blend in with all the Canucks on this board.
     
    #583 Stimpson J Cat, Dec 25, 2009
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    This is me drunk but not at X-mas. This X-mas consisted of a shit-ton of driving in the snow, the hatch on my Jeep blowing open, tossing presents all over the road and almost hitting a six-pack of deer. This is me last year at New Years, and I cut out the girl I'm grinding on...and ignore my leather pants -- I'm a biker -- be nice.
     

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    Were your parents Adrien Brody...


    And that guy from Anthrax?
     

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    Why yes, yes they were
     
    #586 nate84405, Dec 25, 2009
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    This is me, with a girl who likes to use her hair to cover her boobs. What the hell, right?

    Edit: Don't ask why we are wearing those "costumes"...
     

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    This shall be the one and only time you folks will see my face and it will only be a side view.
     

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    I'm confused. You're telling me you have pictures of you WITH a top on? My world is blown.
     
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Wasn't there a no hipster clause in the TOS of the site?
     
    #590 kuhjäger, Dec 25, 2009
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    Dude, Im so Canadian that 7:00 this morning (Christmas) I drove an hour and a half to the closest Tim Hortons that was open on Christmas day for large double doubles for my family. Beat that
     
    #591 jordan_paul, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Some idiot on the internet seemed to think I have a large forehead, so I played along and photoshop'd this picture.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Harmonica + Curly hair n' shit = WTF Mate?
     
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Here's a pleasant one: me getting chiefed by the bouncers of the bar I used to D.J. at: During the Winter patio hot tub party, I got too bombed and went to pass out in the bar's basement "green room". I managed to wake up and fight them off before they tried to whip cream my ass crack.
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    That other guy looks 16, and you hang out with 16 year old girls. You two should meet up.
     
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    I know, right? But I have a Walgreen's photo album with me withOUT my top on, like 1,589 times so shush. I'm a delicate flower...sometimes.
     
    #597 annabanana, Dec 25, 2009
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    Is that a tounge ring or a tic tac???!??!?!?!?!?! WOOOOO!
     
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    I know, right? But I have a Walgreen's photo album with me withOUT my top on, like 1,589 times so shush. I'm a delicate flower...sometimes.[/quote]

    Prove it.
     
    #599 Sam N, Dec 25, 2009
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    It's a natural perm and bitches love the music. I don't think I've ever been called a hipster though, I doubt I'm ironic enough for that.
     
    #600 Primer, Dec 25, 2009
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