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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Supertramp

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    I didn't know John Travolta had two retarded kids.
     
    #641 Supertramp, Dec 26, 2009
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    Nice moustache.

    Oh, and you're going to lose this Sunday. Fuck you pay me.
     
    #642 MoreCowbell, Dec 26, 2009
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    I seriously thought you were a female. My mistake.

    The super sticky ones too! There is a LOT in this box. Like too much to list. (And I told him that a bag of tape would be a good present for me... I dig office supplies)
     
    #643 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 26, 2009
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    Fuck you both for me not being in the finals, especially you, Wheelz. That was by far my shittiest fantasy week ever. Fuck.
     
    #644 iczorro, Dec 26, 2009
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    If it makes you feel any better, I already owe him $50 because I bet him in August that Denver wouldn't top 6 wins.

    It seemed like a good bet at the time.
     
    #645 MoreCowbell, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    How's D-Will working out for you?
     
    #646 hotwheelz, Dec 26, 2009
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    You're an idiot, everyone know people in wheelchairs have a sixth sense about certain things.
     
    #647 Primer, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

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    I lost in my league last week too. Football has suddenly lost its luster. Fucking depressing man.

    Yeah, I had D-Will too.
     
    #648 Sam N, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    I have eaten an amount of food that can only be described as somewhere between vulgar and obscene.

    In any case, I disapprove of this thread's direction and I ain't lettin you fuckers anywhere near my handsome, handsome face.

    [​IMG]

    And that, gentlemen, is as curvy as I am willing to go.

    Fuck you guys, stop posting so fast! I can't make a post without this stupid "at least one post has been made since..."
     
    #649 ghettoastronaut, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    A couple people said I was on a roll. I agree.

    And jägerette agreed and left a present.
     
    #650 kuhjäger, Dec 26, 2009
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    Dude, when your bitch leaves you a present, it's never a good thing.

    EDIT: Yes, I went there. Gradeschool word plays.
     
    #651 ghettoastronaut, Dec 26, 2009
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    She can come over and shit on my chest as well.
     
    #652 Primer, Dec 26, 2009
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    And the thread is dead...thanks...
     
    #653 Sam N, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    They usually have to be dead for Primer to fuck 'em anyway.
     
    #654 Supertramp, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Quitters.

    [​IMG]

    EDIT: Woah ho ho, look at all the photoshopping around her pantyline. What a shame.

    Come to think of it, considering it looks like they changed the colour of her bra/panties, and her boobs look drawn on... fuck. It's a digital reconstruction. This is what I get when I stray away from Jennifer Connelly.
     
    #655 ghettoastronaut, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    And I save money on all the GHB I would normally have to buy.
     
    #656 Primer, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    There was a man, Primer, quite depraved
    Who found a dead whore in a cave
    He said, "how disgusting,"
    "but needs only dusting"
    "and think of all the money I'll save."
     
    #657 SaintBastard, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Well in a recession you've just got to... Who can blame ya???
     
    #658 Sam N, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Rob a pharmacy. Ask for anything that ends in -pam. Diazepam, flunitrazepam...
     
    #659 ghettoastronaut, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    i agree, what happened to this thread?

    [​IMG]

    Ya, I dig redheads
     
    #660 jordan_paul, Dec 26, 2009
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