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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. MooseKnuckle

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    I think I need to move to Brazil.
     

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  2. Blue Dog

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Holy crap! Did she paly paint ball in front of a screen door?
     
    #662 Blue Dog, Dec 26, 2009
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    No, but she might have been face fucked by Kermit the Frog.
     
    #663 SaintBastard, Dec 26, 2009
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    Judging by what she's packing in that bra, she is the screen door.

    Don't we all love judging internet women for not being attractive enough.
     
    #664 ghettoastronaut, Dec 26, 2009
  5. Sam N

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    See the problem with a girl like her is, if you play connect the dots it all ends up colored in.
     
    #665 Sam N, Dec 26, 2009
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    Nobody is saying that she is not attractive, but goddamn! It looks like Goddamn Cheetara on meth!
     
    #666 Blue Dog, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    And everyone knows that Cheetara on meth is attractive, right?
     
    #667 Supertramp, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Someone please explain to me exactly how to "shake it like a salt shaker"

    I need to know.
     
    #668 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 26, 2009
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    Just shake your boobs/ass for awhile... it really has nothing to do with a salt shaker. Why do you ask?
     
    #669 Sam N, Dec 26, 2009
  10. Kratos

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    She just wanted attention and was listening to Lil Jon.
     
    #670 Kratos, Dec 26, 2009
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    iTunes is on shuffle and the song was on... never really thought about how to do it, the way they mean it anyway. I tried the other day to do what I thought would be the physical movement most like shaking a salt shaker and it looked like I was humping the air.

    Oh and that wasn't nice Kratos. I hope your Christmas presents catch on fire.
     
    #671 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 26, 2009
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    Does that mean I can't ask what it means to "shake it like a poloroid picture" means?
     
    #672 Blue Dog, Dec 26, 2009
  13. Kratos

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    Yikes, that wasn't in the Christmas spirit!
     
    #673 Kratos, Dec 26, 2009
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    I think that is what the Ying Yang Twins are aiming for.
     
    #674 dubyu tee eff, Dec 26, 2009
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    That, and I think the hydrocephalus is kicking into overtime.

    Seriously, that chick's head belongs on Easter fucking Island.
     
    #675 Crown Royal, Dec 26, 2009
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    Neither was your comment! And it's not Christmas here anymore. But I apologize. Let's kiss.
     
    #676 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 26, 2009
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    Everyone's so quick to judge, but I'd fuck her in an instant.
     
    #677 Kratos, Dec 26, 2009
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    Only if she turned around immediately so I could connect the dots after wards.
     
    #678 SaintBastard, Dec 26, 2009
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    Me too, I guess. It would probably be freaky, like dry-humping a Pep Boys statue that looked like it was peppered with B.B's.
    [​IMG]
     
    #679 Crown Royal, Dec 26, 2009
  20. Kratos

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    I want the drugs you're on. Holy shit. How do you make the jump from that to a Pep Boys statue?
     
    #680 Kratos, Dec 26, 2009
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