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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. breakylegg

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    what's with the double hands on blondie? ahhh...pookah shells.
     
    #701 breakylegg, Dec 26, 2009
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    You know what Christmas is about? Getting drunk and stoned with your friends and family. Come on, how many of you are drunk and stoned, right now? You're in church, you can't lie. Come on, how many of you are stoned right now?

    This is better than A Colbert Christmas. By far.
     
    #702 ghettoastronaut, Dec 26, 2009
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    Thread needs more eye candy

    [​IMG]

    Tasty
     
    #703 Stimpson J Cat, Dec 26, 2009
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    I don't get stoned. And I'm not drunk anymore but I'm sure I could get back that way if I really felt that strongly about it.

    And as gay as that picture is, it's also pretty gay for a group of guys to sit around and comment about it. I'm here for you guys. Gotta have some vag present.


    That picture ^^ up there ^^... do girls still wear navel rings? I took mine out like 6 years ago.
     
    #704 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 26, 2009
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    I'm sober as a bird!

    You show me in the bible where it says I can't go to the Christmas service buzzed on chardonnay and Jack Daniels! IT DOESN'T EXIST I TELL YOU!
     
    #705 Blue Dog, Dec 26, 2009
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    It looks like what a Dragon Ball Z meets Jersey Shore gay porn would be. Not that I know or anything. No, really, I don't.
     
    #706 cllrbone11, Dec 26, 2009
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    If the Bible did say something like that, the Presbyterians would have that part removed. My mom and I both had a couple drinks before going to church last night & we didn't catch on fire or anything.
     
    #707 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 26, 2009
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    My ex had one. Then one night she ended up with a bloody belly button and a lost 70 dollar navel ring that I bought her and we never found. Last time I've seen one.
     
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    BULL SHIT! I'm presbyterian, and I'll be DA?NMED if I'm going to not sleep with a mom and daughter pair!

    Wait, what did you saay?
     
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    One of my cousins, two years ago, went to midnight mass so hammered that he was puking in the basement before mass had even started.

    And that is the one time that I have ever thought it would have been worthwhile to go to church.

    EDIT: you want catch-on-fire stories? I once spat out a eucharist I had held in my mouth until the end of mass. It was even rainy and stormy, and no lightning. God is a pussy. You heard it from me.

    Double edit: SHIT-NOCEROUS.
     
    #710 ghettoastronaut, Dec 26, 2009
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    Merry Christmas everyone. What happens to this thread now? What's going to distract me from the brothers for the rest of vacation? This sucks why does Christmas have to end. I WANT CHRISTMAS FOREVER!!!
     
    #711 cllrbone11, Dec 26, 2009
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    I don't think my belly or my liver could quite handle that proposition.
     
    #712 SaintBastard, Dec 26, 2009
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    Not to burst your bubble, but
    But since all you Protestant heathens are going to be cast into the eternal fire anyways, I say go for it.
     
    #713 Stimpson J Cat, Dec 26, 2009
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    I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of Jesus being awesome!
     
    #714 Blue Dog, Dec 26, 2009
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    I'm pretty sure that burning sensation can be avoided with the proper precautions.
     
    #715 Crazy Wolf, Dec 26, 2009
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    Make sure to wear a wrapper, and you won't see blood in the crapper.

    One of my grandpa's favorites...
     
    #716 Sam N, Dec 26, 2009
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    Cap'n Kirk would kick Jesus' geriatric ass all over the place. It's not even his birfday anymore, so you know Shatner wouldn't go easy on him.
     
    #717 Stimpson J Cat, Dec 26, 2009
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    a chick I work with is in a porno I have. There she is suckin dick and receiving a load on her face and next we are talkn in the break room. weird..
     
    #718 breakylegg, Dec 26, 2009
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    I don't care what anyone says, A Walk To Remember is a good movie. Mandy Moore is fucking hot.
     
    #719 Sam N, Dec 26, 2009
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    Told you. I haven't read anything past page 36. I gave up after that. Pretty awesome. typing is fairly hard right now. Let's find out what's going on here. Hmmmmm.
     
    #720 ScottVanPelt, Dec 26, 2009
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