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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. MooseKnuckle

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    No, but that is what I got the first few dozen times until I perfected my craft.
     
    #761 MooseKnuckle, Dec 26, 2009
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    I just woke up from a very long nap. The little dog curled up with me on the couch and we slept like champs. For like 5 hours.

    What's everyone's poison of choice tonight? I'm going straight vodka.
     
    #762 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 26, 2009
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    I don't know what you're doing. The primary benefit to going necro is that you don't have to use the standard holes. You must admit, there's little that compares to the sensation of bottoming out in a sinus cavity.
     
    #763 Stimpson J Cat, Dec 26, 2009
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    Oh, so you know the joys of lanolin now.
     
    #764 PIMPTRESS, Dec 26, 2009
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    This thread has been boring all fucking day. Then pimptress shows up and look what we get 10 minutes later. Bitch knows how to start a party
     
    #765 MooseKnuckle, Dec 26, 2009
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    You have no idea.
     
    #766 PIMPTRESS, Dec 26, 2009
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    Jesus Christ. I leave for a day to paint my office, and the fun sexual tension that was last night has morphed into necrophilia techniques. I guess some people partied harder than I did, eh?
     
    #767 Dcc001, Dec 26, 2009
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    We are trying to dispose of the evidence...
     
    #768 PIMPTRESS, Dec 26, 2009
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    Ah. Well, save yourselves the manual labour and make sure you have a rock solid alibi. Then the dead hookers become 'someone else's problem'.
     
    #769 Dcc001, Dec 26, 2009
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    ...but not so much that we can't still fuck it.
     
    #770 MooseKnuckle, Dec 26, 2009
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    I'm usually well equipped when I expect them!


    They were a surprise..
     
    #771 PIMPTRESS, Dec 26, 2009
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    Waste not, want nought.
     
    #772 PIMPTRESS, Dec 26, 2009
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    I don't even wanna think what this place will be like by New Year's Eve. Probably half jail/half 'disappeared'.
     
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    Just pics of corpses, should be fun!
     
    #774 PIMPTRESS, Dec 26, 2009
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    But sexy ones!

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    *A CGI one in the interest of keeping the poe-leese off my trail.
     
    #775 Dcc001, Dec 26, 2009
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    Tim Burton-style corpses.
     
    #776 PIMPTRESS, Dec 26, 2009
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    I've already got a blue tarp taped to my basement floor. And a mix tape with "Goodbye Horses" on it 18 times in a row. Golly I'm excited!
     
    #777 MooseKnuckle, Dec 26, 2009
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    Sounds like the perfect date! I don't even need the Rohypnol.
     
    #778 PIMPTRESS, Dec 26, 2009
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    Finally drinking after a sober week at home. Being 19 and home from college sucks, I get offered a beer at family Christmas Eve but nothing more. One beer. Almost seems pointless. I guess I'll just have to make up for it tonight/in the wee hours of tomorrow morning. Y'all have a good night, enjoy your maggot-riddled sexy time.
     
    #779 cllrbone11, Dec 26, 2009
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    Maggots are full of protein. Healthy!
     
    #780 PIMPTRESS, Dec 26, 2009
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