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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. MooseKnuckle

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    And a squished maggot is a good source of lube. You know, in case you use that blow torch too long.
     
    #781 MooseKnuckle, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Ew.

    Of course, you know where I get all my protein from...
     
    #782 Dcc001, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    You need a few, with a good gob of phlegm.
     
    #783 PIMPTRESS, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    ...Eggs! And sometimes chicken.

    Jeez, you guys when awfully quiet for a second there. Get your minds outta the gutter.
     
    #784 Dcc001, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    You're from Canada, so I'm guessing the local semi-pro hockey team.

    EDIT: Guess I was a little late.
     
    #785 JGold, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

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    Yall are gross.
     
    #786 Blue Dog, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Not a chance... I mean, they're talking about corpse sex. And maggot lube.
     
    #787 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    But funny, so it balances out.
     
    #788 Dcc001, Dec 26, 2009
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    Oh come on, sex without the begging! Win-win!
     
    #789 PIMPTRESS, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Yeah, but you can get the same thing from a paraplegic, deaf, dumb, and mute chick without being all yucky.

    Plus, those kinda women moan like gorillas in heat!
     
    #790 Blue Dog, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Hellfire. I never even thought of that. Hmm...
     
    #791 Dcc001, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    The man does make a good point...
     
    #792 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    This thread is giving me so many ideas right now, it's not even funny.
     
    #793 Dcc001, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    By ideas, do you mean boners? Or is that just me?
     
    #794 Blue Dog, Dec 26, 2009
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    I don't get boners.
     
    #795 Dcc001, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    WOULD YOU LIKE A BONER!? HA!
     
    #796 Blue Dog, Dec 26, 2009
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    #797 Dcc001, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Yeah, but what's the fun in that? 90% of dead hooker sex is outsmarting them when they still just think you're a regular guy with a van and half of a clown suit.
     
    #798 VanillaGorilla, Dec 26, 2009
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    My head is a teriffying place at times...
     
    #799 PIMPTRESS, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Since when does a van and half a clown suit make you normal?
     
    #800 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 26, 2009
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