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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Dcc001

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    You clearly never met John Wayne Gacy. He was uber-normal. Well, until he killed you and raped your corpse.
     
    #801 Dcc001, Dec 26, 2009
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    JWG liked boys. And it was the 70's, normal then is a lot different than normal now.
     
    #802 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 26, 2009
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    If your hoping for 'normal,' by any definition, on TiB, then you're bound for disappointment.
     
    #803 Dcc001, Dec 26, 2009
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    hey, don't you Libel my uncle john.

    It was a FULL clown suit.
     
    #804 kuhjäger, Dec 26, 2009
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    Listen to me. I don't live in Canada. I live in the US of A, where we have this thing called rights when we're at least 1,000 feet from a school, as ordered by the courts, which I follow!
     
    #805 VanillaGorilla, Dec 26, 2009
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    Don't talk to me like I'm a Canadian.

    What color is your van?
     
    #806 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 26, 2009
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    Because color matters. Hahhaa
     
    #807 PIMPTRESS, Dec 26, 2009
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    It's white with highlights of rust and zinc primer. Would you like it more if I painted it up like the General Lee? I was thinking about that or maybe some airbrush with a naked viking lady riding a panther across a moonscape.
     
    #808 VanillaGorilla, Dec 26, 2009
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    Sounds like a Facebook quiz... "What color should your rape-murder van be?"
     
    #809 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 26, 2009
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    I can't decide if mine would be sky blue, to make the victims feel peaceful, or crimson, to mask the blood.
     
    #810 JGold, Dec 26, 2009
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    This is sort of what I was thinking of, though I'd like to see more black, blue, and purple. I think it would go with the panther and the moonscape better.
     

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    Statistically, White has a higher chance of luring childern as the tell-tail signs of an Ice Cream van are White van with music.

    So, just add speakers.
     
    #812 Primer, Dec 26, 2009
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    Good evening folks. I have finally sobered up after 3 solid days of liver rape. My flannel-wrapped ass is parked in front of this computer with all my hangover survival supplies within arms reach. Various forms of leftovers, Turtles, Ferrero Roches, 4L jug of water, several toys and backup batteries. I've already scratched my itch once and I think I feel another one coming on.

    Carry on.
     
    #813 Queen-Bee, Dec 26, 2009
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    [​IMG]

    I live my life by these rules.
     
    #814 kuhjäger, Dec 26, 2009
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    Fuck that noise. Be a more honest and subtle pervert:
    [​IMG]
     
    #815 Crown Royal, Dec 26, 2009
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    Yes, nothing says love and trust like a flock of children running towards your wiener.
     
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    Or just go for the gusto:
    [​IMG]
     
    #817 Crown Royal, Dec 26, 2009
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    I prefer to lure them in with the promise of a tour and free merchandise!

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    Half clowsuit + kazoo museum on wheels = total hooker catnip.
     
    #818 deltabelle, Dec 26, 2009
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    I just finished my 12-pack of beer. I have two choices. The first is to raid my mom's wine, the second is to open the sole bottle in my parents liquor cabinet: Jim Beam. As an aside, I fucking hate whiskey, because it made me throw up blood one time in college.
     
    #819 JGold, Dec 26, 2009
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    Don't blow on it... just hum with your lips around it. Classic.
     
    #820 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 26, 2009
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