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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    Wine is doing wonderful things for me at this time.

    And you can't handle whiskey? For shame..
     
    #821 PIMPTRESS, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Wanna play Dr.?

    [​IMG]

    Drinking that bottle of Sailor last night turned a boring night into an awesome one. Played the card game Phase 10 with my parents and taught them Presidents and Assholes. Getting belligerently drunk and talking shit and taunting your parents while playing cards is fun. Although I am pretty sure I puked everywhere in their bathroom, although they didn't say anything to me this morning so maybe I just dreamt it.
     
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    GUESS WHO'S WINE DRUNK?

    THIS GUY'S WINE DRUNK!

    YIPPEE-KI-YAY MOTHERFUCKERS!
     
    #823 MoreCowbell, Dec 26, 2009
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    I can handle whiskey. I like good whiskey. But when you've suffered the consequences of chugging most of a half gallon of Evan Williams, suddenly a glass of wine sounds goddamn delicious.
     
    #824 JGold, Dec 26, 2009
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    I know the perils of whiskey, even wrote a story about it here...
     
    #825 PIMPTRESS, Dec 26, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    There is no down side to whiskey. However believers in the darkside of whiskey are oft led astray
     
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    Oh, so it is my fault then?
     
    #827 PIMPTRESS, Dec 26, 2009
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    Drinking good ole Bud Light right now. Not much left so I'll have to switch to to the hard stuff pretty soon. Not much Makers Mark left so I'll probably have to crack open my dads bottle of Crown or drink some Bombay...decisions...decisions...
     
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    Something something Darkside, something something Canadian Whisky

    [​IMG]
     
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    Fuck yo whiskey
     
    #830 MoreCowbell, Dec 26, 2009
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    whiskey leads to bad decisions, specifically bad decisions with less than attractive fat girls in bathrooms
     
    #831 nate84405, Dec 26, 2009
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    For some reason, all I can think of is a beaver fighting a fat beaver.
     
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    haha i believe that was in the days when i had mutton chops, think more of two angry squirrels fighting a fat beaver
     
    #833 nate84405, Dec 26, 2009
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    indeed.

    <a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.theidiotboard.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=16675#p16675" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=1&p=16675#p16675</a>
     
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    I want to go out drinking with Pimptress.
     
    #835 MoreCowbell, Dec 26, 2009
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    Speaking of beavers, I turned on a show called "American Beaver" earlier today and was extremely disappointed when it was about the animal.
     
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    I can't remember the last time I woke up on a Monday afternoon without the taste of Crown Royal and stale cigarettes in my mouth.

    My special recipe is as follows (you should probably get a pen and write this down):

    Lots of ice
    4 parts Crown Royal
    1 part water
    Drink
    Repeat until you have to close one eye to focus or your knees give out.*


    *I don't mention running out of whiskey because only an amateur would let that happen. If you do, go back to sipping Shirley Temples - you're not ready yet.
     
    #838 Queen-Bee, Dec 26, 2009
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    Let's go.
     
    #839 PIMPTRESS, Dec 26, 2009
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    Holla.



    Unrelated RANT: The spins
     
    #840 MoreCowbell, Dec 26, 2009
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