Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Try grabbing on to the carpet. I find it helps keep me from hitting the ceiling.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 I prefer the push through and keep drinking till I passout method of getting rid of the spins.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 That's the Can-Am Ying and Yang of Whiskey. As Canadians, we RULE the category of Rye: Canadian Club, Crown Royal, Wiser's, etc. Americans are bourbon masters: Jack Daniels (my ACTUAL fave) and Knob Creek are nectar of the gods. Rye is a better drunk. For me it's a hyper, bouncy, yell-at-anything-that-moves buzz that I adore more than anything, but if you get the spins on it you're done for: that horrid "Can't quite puke but can't lie still in bed gee, these bathroom tiles feel heavenly" wretched night from hell we get at least once a month. Bourbon makes me feel flush with youthful confidence, like I had just been rimmed out by Jesus or something. However, that 51% corn mash hangover can make your head feel like it's inside the bass drum at a Slayer concert.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Y'all are boring tonight. I don't understand how I get so drunk with wine.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Well then FINE, Mr. So-And-So. Let's go back to making fun of pictures of assholes, or posting ones of ourselves again! Here, make fun of these gum-snapping degenerates: "Dumbasses For Snooki Club"
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 You call yourself a whiskey drinker but still call Jack Daniels bourbon? So sad. Jack Daniels is a sour mash whiskey made in Tennessee, while bourbon is made in Kentucky. Effin canucks.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 of all the things I'd like to do with Pimptress, drinking comes in at #7
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Fuck you! I've been damn entertaining the last three nights! Put in your share! Entertain me! my song, fuckers.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Whatever, but spell Canucks with a capital "C", and I don't give a shit either way. There's two things I know about those Tennessee: Elvis and lots of dead babies. Oh, and most people in those states are idiots. Those actually ARE facts.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 I want to insult Canadians. Really, I do. But the only Canadian chicks I've met are mindblowingly hot and everyone from Tennessee really is an idiot.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Yeech. The one on the left looks like she needs to losen that garlic knot on the back of her head that's making her face stretch back like that, and the one on the right looks like a backwoods Ellen Barkin with too much cake-up make-up and a toaster tan. Obviously, the dude in the back did the classic "Douche Slide" move where you jump into the background of a picture of chicks to look like a player. I am certain one of them pushed him away by the face five second after this was taken.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Yeah, I am not particularly picky, and even I would only do one of those. Yuck.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 , i would do the one in the oarange, provided she bought me alcohol all night. On a side note, sailor jerrys owns captian morgan.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 I'd do those girls, provided I didn't have to see them in the morning without all of their makeup on.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 Actually most guys on the board would do any of those chicks. I included. Though I agree, I wouldn't want to see them in the morning.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 She might actually DO that. Notice she actually has a PURSE with her, a rare thing usually with females of this sub-genre. More often than not they just B.J. their way into the VIP table section and con the creepy old (and rich) foreign guys into hauling off their $400-a-bottle top shelf bottle service. Then, they will ditch them at 1:45 to go home with some X-Box playing schmuck because he has rims on his CRX and has a shark-tooth necklace. Circle of life.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 i got bored and started looking threw random myspace friend profiles. I found this photo of me, although i have absolutely no recollection of when it was taken.