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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Primer

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    At least 12 at this rate.
     
    #901 Primer, Dec 27, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    + Boner.
     
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    at last we've reached the apex of existence...
     
    #903 breakylegg, Dec 27, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Hammered. So hammered. Everyone else is asleep but I lasted until we killed the handle of vodka. Oh glorious sleep you can't come fast enough
     
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    trick is to sleep away most of tomorrow.
     
    #905 breakylegg, Dec 27, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD

    I love this quote.


    I have no prospects so drinking is on the agenda. Life sucks
     
    #906 CYbrosis7, Dec 27, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW)

    It is currently 4:41 am and I am drunk making buffalo wings, its awesome
     
    #907 nate84405, Dec 27, 2009
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    Was that supposed to be this song?

     
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW)

    It's now 7:28am EST. I woke up at 4 and more than half of a 750mL bottle of Jim Beam has been consumed. I think I qualify for posting in a drunk thread. I'm hammered.
     
    #909 TheLowLife, Dec 27, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW)

    This one time, at TiB camp...

    I got drunk as shit and then made some hot pockets. They were delicious. I'm amazed I can type right now. Although I did have to delete and correct about 40 times, at least I noticed. God I rule. Got a pretty sweet BJ tonight too, go me. BJ meaning ........ something gayer than blowjob from a dude. What???? wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
     
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    I missed out on this, so I'll contibute late. Rowr:
    [​IMG]
     
    #911 Crown Royal, Dec 27, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW)

    I just woke up at 11:30 laying on my bed fully dressed, contacts still in and all my bedroom lights still on.

    Hung. Over.

    Time to go buy a PS3 and see Avatar. I think I'm still drunk.
     
    #912 Fernanthonies, Dec 27, 2009
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    Failed at that trick, woke up at probably 11:30 still drunk and ate some bagels and omelets with my friend's mom and smokeshow sister. Last night was a glorious mess. I taught my friends the art of the haircut, in which one person sits in a chair with a pourer on each side. One pourer has alcohol, preferably a shitty vodka which in our case was Mr Boston, while the other has a juice or soda, and they pour simultaneously until the recipient's mouth is full. We slayed the handle of Mr. Boston with this technique. I think I killed three of my friends, one of whom still can't function and had to have his car driven home by another friend so he could sleep.

    I realized as I was typing that a description of a haircut sounds extremely homosexual. To clarify, haircuts are not gay. They are cool. And hip. Do haircuts.

    Unrelated:
     
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    Today I'm struggling to explain to my parents how the front bumper of their 2002 Ford Explorer is fucked up with bits of grass and dirt lodged inside. In fact, I'm struggling to explain to myself how this happened. Oh well, Fight Night Round 3 sounds like a better idea.
     
    #914 Viking33, Dec 27, 2009
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    I didn't mention this before but I was completely alone at home for the 24th and 25th. It was quite possibly the most pathetic days of my life so far, I was sitting in my sweatpants eating microwaved spaghetti for 2 days.
     
    #915 Supertramp, Dec 27, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW)

    That's a nice beater you have on too...
     

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    Benig alone would no doubt suck, but the sweatpants thing sounds pretty awesome.
     
    #917 Crown Royal, Dec 27, 2009
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    Grind, to make up for that unsightly picture, I give you HOT spaghetti...
     

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW)

    Don't forget the non stop masturbation.

    I got a bunch of bottles of booze for Christmas and the handle of Belvedere my brother got me is calling me. But I think I will go for one of the cheaper ones. Isn't getting laid off and not getting up till noon fun.
     
    #919 zyron, Dec 27, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW)

    Well, the thread title has NSFW in it, so why waste our time with tags?

    [​IMG]
     
    #920 ghettoastronaut, Dec 27, 2009
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