Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) This has been the worst day of my life in recent memory. I woke up at 10 this morning with a nasty hangover from the mixture of tap beer, tequila and possibly herpes that I ingested last night. I laid on the couch and watched football countdown till 11:30 when I ate dinner. I then tried to sleep off the hangover at 12:30. I wished death upon everyone in my house for the next 3 hours. My dad for yelling every 20 minutes at the computer he was trying to fix. My mom for clanging dishes in the kitchen and vacuuming the floor. And my dog for periodically jumping on me and licking my face. And my dad again for making my dog do that by shining the laser pen on me. He thought it was the funniest thing in the history of the planet. I would have went upstairs to sleep in peace and quiet but I simply lacked the ability. Making guttural noises and swatting my arm at everything was the only motor functions my brain could muster up. At 3:30 I got in my car and left for home. I got home at 5:30 and felt like a million dollars due to the gallon of Amp energy I forced into my system and the hopes of laying on the couch to watch football for the night. Then I saw my driveway. The blizzard dumped 3-4 feet of snow in the 10X20 driveway. The snowplow left a 5 foot drift at the end of the driveway. And my roommate, who just returned to town today as well, is at his girlfriend's for the night. I grabbed the shovel and started to clear the (at least) 600 cubic feet of snow. I furiously did that for 2 hours and quit once I got enough cleared to get my car into the driveway. All the physical labor mixed with the awesome night of partying made me sweat like a black man in an Alabama courtroom despite it being 20 degrees outside. It also made my headache return. Yeah, for the first time in my life I have experienced a double dip hangover. Everything is pissing me off right now.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) what is wrong with you degenerates? My parents moved when I went to school last year so I'm at my house in a place where I know a grand total of zero people my age, and about three under the age of 25, so no drinking for me until I go back to school in two weeks. I need people to live vicariously through. Get on it you fuckers
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) So in order to get back to a normal sleep schedule for work tomrorow morning, I decided to take an (3) ambien. They weren't kicking in quick enough so I start drinking. I'm now and the third beer and getting loopy. This feels awesome. I'm pretty sure I'm going to trip over my own feet here soon and crash through my TV.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) Unless you live in a dry county, you have no fucking excuse for not drinking.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) Another problem with young people today, can't even get fucked up right.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) Normally I would agree but I just convinced my brother to give me his license and my parents think that heavy drinking is five beers so I'm trying ti keep up that image. Its a tradeoff because this will increase drinking capabilities for th next two years so its a sound decision. Very pussy I know (no offense to the lesser sex) i
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) Does this fucking thing come with cliffnotes?
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) A ton of sexual tension that has been building over the span of a business week, some barely SFW pictures, the exposings of secret identities (with pictures!), necrophilia, and a couple dozen destroyed livers. And a whole lot of other things that I can't remember without going through this whole thread. Enjoy.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) Quick recap for those of you who don't care. Split a 750ml bottle of Quintessential gin with my brother on Christmas eve, woke up feeling fine the next morning. Drank over half of another 750ml bottle of Q gin on my own last night(boxing day), and smoked A LOT of ganj, woke up feeling fine this morning. I can't recommend Quintessential gin enough, it's good shit people!
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) I actually tried gin for the first time in 3 1/2 years on Christmas. We had a bit of a falling out in freshman year. I was successfully able to not gag. I may one day even be able to enjoy it again. I am now punishing myself by watching A Double Shot At Love. Can you imagine the concept of someone going on that show "for the right reasons"? That is just a whole other order of fucked up, and yet. I wonder about these things. Clearly, the people running MTV are cynical about it, and put the show on to appeal to an audience they know must be retarded. But the people on the show, and the bisexual twins who are the stars - they can't be that level of cynical. Clearly, in it for their shot at fame, and money; but can they possibly believe the shit that's coming out of their mouths? I mean, at least you know the mouth-breathers on Jersey Shore are too stupid to be in it for anything higher than a bit of fame. And the girls on Teen Mom / 16 And Pregnant, while pitiable and sad, occasionally show a glimmer of humanity and intelligence within their otherwise vapid or inbred exteriors. But this? This is just too stupid and empty to actually be stupid and empty. Damn you, MTV, you're making me attribute meta-motivations to your motivations.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) Can't sleep. Boys and girls, tell me what threads you want bumped from the suggestion board (or make your own), I want some fun discussions over my winter break.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) You forgot the greatest Christmas song of all:
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) Yeah, double-bagged while crying the entire time. I've met strippers that work pro-bono with more class.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) Today is going to be all fucked up. I'm working as a part time nanny for some friends infant. Normally, it's an ideal situation... well his older brother (5), who is normally in preschool, is home all week. That my friends, I did not sign up for. He's a cool kid but in very small doses (he's got some problems). Their dad is also off work all week... so instead of staying home and actually spending time with his boys, he's asked me to keep both of them while he goes and does whatever. I'm planning on being home early, they don't have enough money for me to stay til my usual 6:30. Oh and this is fucked up too. Their dad gets off work at 5 and the live about 3 minutes from where he works. Why am I still there at 6:30 you ask? Because I have to wait for their mom, cause dad is at work playing on the internet. They don't have internet at home. What. The. Hell.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) I have the trump. I drank enough to make me make out with and promise a sex date with an ugly-ish guy. I have refered to him as "ugly guy" for four months. I will admit that he displayed some skills tonight. I think I may have told him I would do him Saturday (one of the 2 days I don't have a date this week - yay for my 2010 resolution to not get my heart hurt). Go team! Ummm, this is the drunk thread, right????
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) This is the "anything fucking goes" thread. Seriously...what hasn't been talked about?
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) I have referred to him to my friends as the guy that there is not enough booze to make him okay. My standards have dropped. Whoa is me (on the plus side, the next 4 this week are HOTT). Edit: I should shut up and text myself to sleep to the hot Irish Colin Farrell look-alike that I get to see when I wake up. Date Monday is goooood. I have tasted this one before and it's worth a second round.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) Shit how could I forget the greatest song of all time? Here it is again, as my penance I will listen to it on repeat all day.
Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW) I can honestly say this has been one of the best trainwrecks of a thread. Ever.