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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. The Village Idiot

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW)

    Your dignity, as I guess we're ignoring imaginary things...

    Or something like that.
     
    #941 The Village Idiot, Dec 28, 2009
  2. Dcc001

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW)

    Hey, if posting quasi-naked pictures of random women I've never met while refusing to post my own tits in the Boobie Thread isn't dignified, then I don't know what is.
     
    #942 Dcc001, Dec 28, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW)

    What happened to the spirit of giving?
     
    #943 SaintBastard, Dec 28, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW)

    I must have missed out on a big part of this board so far by not reading this entire thread. Sunnova bitch, guess I'm gonna have to put aside a couple hours to see what you jackals cooked up with this Christmas season.
     
    #944 Diablo, Dec 28, 2009
  5. Sam N

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    It'll hurt more than that. Reading this thread would be like reading a Pahluniuk novel. Takes about four hours, you're never really sure what's going on the whole time, and at the end you just have to sit back and say, "What the fuck?" while scrubbing yourself like a rape victim. We should title this thread, "The Dirty Underbelly of the Yuletide Season."
     
    #945 Sam N, Dec 28, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW)

    SamN has a point. I can't decide if I'm anxious to see what the New Year will contribute to it, or if I should just take my sanity and walk away.
     
    #946 Dcc001, Dec 28, 2009
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    The problem is that I've now got so much time invested into this thread, I can't stop now. I'm hoping for the pay-off, and will be choked if I have to go back and try and catch up later on.

    And did anyone post boobs recently? Their OWN boobs?
     
    #947 Nettdata, Dec 28, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW)

    Worth it. When PIMPTRESS has 117 posts in one thread, you know it's probably pretty good.
     
    #948 Kratos, Dec 28, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW)

    Yeah...I'd hit it, in the FACE again...
     
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    according to the show a frat guy beat you to it.

    sidenote: I think that guy fucked up
     
    #950 hiphopguru, Dec 28, 2009
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    Well, we've gotten about 6 inches of snow here. Heading up to the bar to get some food and drinks. 2:30 pm has been about my latest start to drinking in the last week. Hey, I'm on vacation, even if it is in Ohio.
     
    #951 Sam N, Dec 28, 2009
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    Really? I thought I was being incredibly novel...
     
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW)

    I have the horrors a little bit from the past few days, and was going to give my liver a few days to recoup until New Years, but I just found out earlier this morning that my plans have been changed for NYE from the deer camp to this place. We have the entire lodge rented out, and we are going to do a big cochon de lait as well.

    I'm so pumped up that I have to go drink beer and eat 35 cent raw oysters tonight to celebrate. Sorry Liver. I'll get you some milk thistle in '10.
     
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    I'll be in Montreal with eight friends for New Year's. I'm told the city is a "tasteful shit show." I am excited.
     
    #954 cllrbone11, Dec 28, 2009
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    I have nothing planned yet and I live here, dick.
     
    #955 Supertramp, Dec 28, 2009
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    I'll spending a quiet evening with the neighbors and their three kids, groping for conversational topics. Unlike many of you, they aren't unrepentant alcoholics, so the evening should be pretty mellow. Unless I decide to pre-game and show up drunk.

    New Years Resolution 2010: Don't appear on the neighborhood watch list, and don't get divorced.
     
    #956 Misanthropic, Dec 28, 2009
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    Anything in particular you recommend we do? One of my buddies lives there (he goes to McGill) so I'm sure he'll have stuff planned, but any suggestions would be great. I'm just pumped to do Cold Shots and say eh after every sentence.
     
    #957 cllrbone11, Dec 28, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (has evolved into NSFW)

    You seem pretty hard up about not posting your tits on the boobie thread. Know what this is going to turn into? You're going to have your Michael Corleone moment and become the biggest boobie thread poster of all time.

    Now, if only someone would attempt to kill your father...
     
    #958 ghettoastronaut, Dec 28, 2009
  19. Sam N

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    I think he was groping for an invite man, don't leave the guy hanging like that.
     
    #959 Sam N, Dec 28, 2009
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    Just be prepared to drink a crapload of maple syrup and maybe join a Separatist Movement or two. Just make sure you don't shoot any beavers. That would be like killing a bald eagle here.
     
    #960 Blue Dog, Dec 28, 2009
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