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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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    As do you, else you wouldn't be here, posting..
     
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    Jebus, by sisting and brother are fishing on the Wii...I need to drink more...a lot more
     
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    You really got offended?

    On a completely unrelated note...

    I'm in the midst of a body wax. It takes a lot of nerve to rip some of those strips off.
     
    #984 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 28, 2009
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    Is that why you have nerve damage?
     
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    Everyone has issues, it's what you do with them that matters. Some dwell on them, some complain about them, some decide to lash out at others in an attempt to hide them, some turn them around and use them to their advantage. Yeah, I have issues; we all have issues of some kind or another. But at least my issues don't involve a fucking plant.
     
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    No, that's from ten years of 6 day a week tap dancing on concrete floors.

    I haven't even really done anything sensitive, except my lip, but I've been waxing so long that these sessions are few and far between now, so I'm not as acclimated to it as I once was. (Ankles & toes HURT!)

    I also gave the dogs a bath... they smell like babies now.
     
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    Sir, could you step out of the vehicle please?
     
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    My stomach is making some seriously fucking weird noises. Like...cwawassaswawwaaasqiuziiziejijfiajs (stomach accent). I would expect a massive shit to be knocking on the door or something, but thjat is just no t happening. What if it bursts man. Seriously, bye bye Sam. That's what I get for drinking so much I can't remember Christmas Damn IT!!!
     
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    P.S. How is everyone's night? I'm waiting for Where the Buffalo Roam to finish up downloading here. Badass movie. Bill Murray is just wayyyy funnier than Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing. wayyyyyyyyy.
     
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    I'm drunk as hell and my sister and brother are playing mario kart wii... it'll be a great night because I've been drinking my jack and coke all night for the past 4 hours. Fan-fuckin-tastic!!
     
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    The whole corpse recycling discussion gets me going. That's just me though.
     
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    Costochondritis flared up during hurray-you're-off-your-period! sex, feels just like a broken rib and hurts the more I breath (for the record, it was worth it). Attempting to mask the pain with single malt scotch and Mythbusters.

    Unfortunately, the self-medication is not coming close to working. My night is just peachy.
     
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    Alright, so It's Monday...let's see what you hyena's can come up with tonight...
    I'm drunk as fck right now, so there's no stopping me

    (I'm expecting something good...)
     
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    In everyone of your posts you've called the members of this board either heathens, hyena's, or something like that. And I feel like you're counting on us too much. Don't just urge the monster on, become apart of it. Post hot pictures or something.

    Anyone's car dirty?

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    Jesus God if that isn't the fucking hottest scene I've ever scene in my life, I don't know what is. You win.
     
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    What do I get?
     
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