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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. MooseKnuckle

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    I'd put this one in the running for the Blue Ribbon.

    (sorry, I don't know how to make it bigger. Mods?)
     

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    Wait, I thought I won?

    haha

    Edited to add: You would dare volunteer after reading this thread?
     
    #1003 PIMPTRESS, Dec 29, 2009
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    That's it. You're cut off.

    Queen-Bee, let's go.
     
    #1004 MooseKnuckle, Dec 29, 2009
  5. Sam N

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    hmmmm. The one on the knees? It's possible...
     

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    Creeeepy...

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  7. Sam N

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    Creepy? That's more like a Tuesday night.
     
    #1007 Sam N, Dec 29, 2009
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    Tasting notes from my limoncello:

    - too sweet. use less sugar next time.
    - hints of bitterness? should be more careful about peeling the rinds next time
    - not even lemon zest and nearly two cups of sugar can cover the foul stench of vodka underneath.

    Hopefully I can find some grain alcohol for my next go 'round.

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    We're mods, not miracle workers. We can't magically increase the native resolution of an image. Get your behind to google and track down a bigger source!
     
    #1009 Aetius, Dec 29, 2009
  10. Sam N

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    That is my exact position with a really gnarly poop. I wonder if I look like that. Who wants me to put up photos to compare???
     
    #1010 Sam N, Dec 29, 2009
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    Do you want a dick punch?

    That picture has been forever ruined for me now.
     
    #1011 SaintBastard, Dec 29, 2009
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    Really? It was made way better for me.
     
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    As long as you show nipple (unlike that bitch), I'm game. Oh, and you can't make a poop face--you need to smile sexily into the camera like her. No crossed eyes and furrowed brows, mister.

    SHITTING PIX OR GTFO!
     
    #1013 Pinkcup, Dec 29, 2009
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    Really? I feel like that picture would have been degraded slightly by nipple. Now I can imagine she has the most divine nipples in the universe, rather than her lowly and mundane nipples. And, she's being coy. "Oh, you want to see those? Well then, why don't you come over here and get them..."

    I'll be back in a few minutes.
     
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    Jeez, setting up a tripod in front of your toilet should only take, like, 30 seconds MAX.

    In other news, FRANZIA!!!!!!!! I loves it.
     
    #1015 Pinkcup, Dec 29, 2009
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    Why didn't anyone tell me this thread had gone from "how to kill a hooker with a van" to the hot naked chick pictures game? I want to play too!

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    Gone in search of more. This thread is seriously lacking in some nice ass photos.
     
    #1016 deltabelle, Dec 29, 2009
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    I'm sorry I got your hopes up. I'm still in the single digits on the beers, so I don't think I can do it. No matter how attractive I may seem, a pic of me in that pose is just not going to be good. Ask me again tomorrow night and you may be in luck.
     
    #1017 Sam N, Dec 29, 2009
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    Tweaking your nipples to the thought of Sam N taking a dump takes a little longer, though.
     
    #1018 SaintBastard, Dec 29, 2009
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    Speak for yourself.
     

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  20. Sam N

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    No way, a brush of the fingers and those babies be poking out of a damn sweater! And Sam will suffice, the N isn't necessary. It's not an internet handle, it's my name... unless you want to call me Mr. N, which is sweet.
     
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