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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    This board is going to need another thread just to talk about our favourite moments on THIS thread.

    I think you have your first All-Star thread. I'm going to print it and read it to my daughter at night.
     
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    I'd say we should come up with an All-Star Thread category, but really...how will anything ever compare to this thread? Plus, this thread will likely eat up all the space allocated for the All-Star room. 71 pages. Holy shit, Batman!
     
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    I still have faith this thread will give a four-barrelled New Year's performance before it fades out, or my name ain't Nathan Arizona. If we hit 100, I vote pizza party.
     
    #1043 Crown Royal, Dec 29, 2009
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    I think it can get better.
     
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    You got it sweet-tits, we've got four more days to get drunk and post dumb shit and ton's of tata's.

    This thread got awesome, the amount of boobage is just amazing - although, I should probably leave looking at the thread until after work. It's harder (ha!) to go grab stuff from the printer when you've got to walk all hunched over.
     
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    This thread is no doubt brought out the trashiness is everyone. I feel like rolling a pack of smokes into my sleeve, goin' shopping at Kragen and fixing my car on my front lawn as we speak.
     
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    Speak for yourself, I've been all class.


     
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    Dead hooker fucking jokes aside.
     
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    Only if this is the class you are referring to.
     
    #1049 Blue Dog, Dec 29, 2009
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    That class is for amateurs.
     
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    We were joking? Oh, yeah, of course. Joking.
     
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    My bad, I meant this one.

    It's got "Advanced" right there in the title! Its like the Calculus of Titty Shaking!
     
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    Getting those nipple tassels to spin in alternate directions takes genius.
     
    #1053 PIMPTRESS, Dec 29, 2009
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    And don't forget lotsa silicone.
     
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    Seriously. Its like all you women have a goddamn Pythagorean Theorem on your chests. You just replace "A", "B", and "C" with "Ass", "Boobies", and "Can go upstairs for another $20?".
     
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    Fixed that for ya.

    EDIT: Non-whores have differential calculus on our chests. Sorry for the confusion.
     
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    Math for boners!
     
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    My bad. The math for non-whores is summed up here:

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    The math is complex, but to simplify it, the line on the graph represent the progression of this thread with regard to the number of boners it produced. You can plainly see that we took a sharp decline towards the end with the discussion of dead people fucking, but was given a nice little boost with the addition of the boobie pics. The next decline came when the guys starting trying to post their pics instead of boobies.

    Man, I wish I was still smrt so I could understand what the rest of that stuff means...
     
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    Hey, if that girl could do it in The Graduate, girls with real titties can do it just fine.

    Also, your obsession with not being a whore and not posting on the boobie thread are just evidence of your conversion to the dark side. Embrace your anger!
     
    #1059 ghettoastronaut, Dec 29, 2009
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    What about ass, then? It seemed like there was a downtrend of boners that co-incided with a big hit of ass shots. Is this thread more skewed towards the boobies, then? It's important to know so that we don't go through another dry spell like we did in the '60s.
     
    #1060 Dcc001, Dec 29, 2009
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