Ooooo... That rabbit would look delicious if someone would kick that dirty stinkin' cat off of its face.
Fixed that for you. Between all the soon-to-be-bunny burgers and titties, I'm now both hungry and horny.
There's an question - anybody ever eaten food during sex? Either Kim Basinger-style or all white trashy, 'fess up.
Girlfriend in highschool ate Rocky Road ice cream off my chest. Her idea. That shit was cold. Girl I dated in my early twenties let me shave her, and then I used honey down there. Turns out no matter how careful you are, there will be tiny nicks. And I guess honey stings.
I haven't but my friend in HS did. He convinced his gf to let him eat chicken nuggets, dipping sauce and all off her back. He claimed it as his most enjoyable experience ever and took a picture to prove it.
Food, no. I did drink beer once. Drinking beer and getting a blowjob is about the best thing ever. To make things better, I had also not seen my girlfriend for over a month.
That's the most awesome white trash story I have ever heard. Was she his sister? Does he have a cousin that he calls uncle daddy?
1/4 cup vegetable oil 2 lb dressed rabbit, cut into servings places 1 tsp chopped garlic 1 ran Rotel tomatoes, chopped 1/4 tsp salt 1/4 tsp red pepper 1/8 tsp black pepper 1 chopped onion 1/2 chopped bell pepper 1 chopped celery rib One 8 oz can tomato sauce 1 can beef gravy 1 tbs oyster sauce 1 tsp lemon juice 1 can sliced mushrooms 1/4 cup chopped green onions 1/4 cup chopped parsley Season meat with salt, red pepper and black pepper. Heat oil. Brown meat well. Remove meat and excess oil, leaving brown residue in bottom of pot. Add onion, bell pepper and color. Stir well, scraping residue off bottom of pot. Saute until onions wilt. Add garlic and tomato sauce. Simmer 15 minutes. Add Rotel tomatoes and beef gravy. Simmer 15 minutes. Add oyster sauce, lemon juice, mushrooms and browned rabbit. Stir and simmer on low heat for 2 hours. Add green onions and parsley. Simmer 20 minutes. Serve over rice.