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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    A former girlfriend once suggested that we incorporate some food into sex. She had things such as chocolate and whipped cream in mind. I'm not much of a sweet eater so I instead suggested we use cheese.

    She didn't go for it. I still really want to one day eat cheese-wiz off a girl's tits. Don't judge me.
     
    #1121 dubyu tee eff, Dec 29, 2009
  2. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Is there any other way to judge you than the following:

    Best. Fucking. Idea. Ever.

    The combination of tits and cheese (two of my favorite things) is almost too much awesome.

    I'll be right back, have to text my wife to stop off at the market on her way home...
     
    #1122 The Village Idiot, Dec 29, 2009
  3. shegirl

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    BD you're hick is showing.
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    Run bunny run!
     
    #1123 shegirl, Dec 29, 2009
  4. Sam N

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    Don't you mean hummus?
     
    #1124 Sam N, Dec 29, 2009
  5. Blue Dog

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    Nope, sorry babe. He didn't make it:

    [​IMG]
     
    #1125 Blue Dog, Dec 29, 2009
  6. shegirl

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    That stuff is almost as nasty as the fake yellow goo that comes in the can. It's cheese? really? Cheese isn't suppose to squirt out of a can. It's meant to be sliced and eaten from between two lips. Duh.
     
    #1126 shegirl, Dec 29, 2009
  7. Gator

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    Neither hummus nor squeeze cheese is nasty.

    Dont be such a hater.
     
    #1127 Gator, Dec 29, 2009
  8. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Lesbian farmers of North America are calling for all silos to be torn down because they represent a phallic idol. Now where are we gonna keep our seed?
     
    #1128 Crown Royal, Dec 29, 2009
  9. Blue Dog

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    I'll let Mitch Hedberg sum up my feelings on squeeze cheese:

     
    #1129 Blue Dog, Dec 29, 2009
  10. Sam N

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    Lesbian farmers? All four of them? I doubt they have much pull politically to get anything like that done. Then again maybe we'll have a big vagina shaped hole in the ground to store the shit.
     
    #1130 Sam N, Dec 29, 2009
  11. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Cheese should never come from a can, unless you're marketing deodorant for Hipsters.
     
    #1131 Crown Royal, Dec 29, 2009
  12. Dcc001

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    I'm afraid I've lost the plot. What have lesbian farmers got to do with anything?
     
    #1132 Dcc001, Dec 29, 2009
  13. Blue Dog

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    You've just NOW lost the plot?

    I haven't had the faintest idea of whats going on here since the nice office ladies gave me Coors Light all the way back on PAGE 2!
     
    #1133 Blue Dog, Dec 29, 2009
  14. NMW

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    Careful with the beer talk, you're awfully close to being back on topic.
     
    #1134 NMW, Dec 29, 2009
  15. Dcc001

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    What topic? Now I'm really lost...
     
    #1135 Dcc001, Dec 29, 2009
  16. shegirl

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    Post your tits!

    That should reground you.
     
    #1136 shegirl, Dec 29, 2009
  17. Dcc001

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    Thanks, shegirl. Man, that was scary for a minute.

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    #1137 Dcc001, Dec 29, 2009
  18. Psychodyne

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    Jesus Christ...it's always about the boobies and the sex with you girls.

    I kinda like it...
     
    #1138 Psychodyne, Dec 29, 2009
  19. Gator

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    YOUR tits, pumpkineater.
     
    #1139 Gator, Dec 29, 2009
  20. Dcc001

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    Never gonna happen. But thanks for asking!

    It's clear who reads signatures, and who doesn't.
     
    #1140 Dcc001, Dec 29, 2009
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