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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. cllrbone11

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    It's 6 degrees out (F) and I have been cutting down and dragging wood to the woodpile for the last hour. I am now eating grilled cheeses with barbecue sauce and reading this thread. All is good again.
     
  2. Gator

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    I didnt ask anything, I was pointing out you convenient removal of shegirl's YOUR in her post.

    Shit, I just realized you weren't a dude earlier today.
     
  3. Dcc001

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    So...you'd be one of those people who doesn't read signatures. Ever.
     
  4. Nothingdoing

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    So I'm in London over New Years, where should I go and what should I do. As this city is now my home I think I should possibly get to know more of it.
     
  5. ghettoastronaut

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    Your over-confidence is your weakness. Give yourself to the dark side!

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    BlueDog, you make it sound as though I was unaware that animals could be both cute and tasty. By the way, your last picture was clearly not rabbit meat.
     
  6. Blue Dog

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    Well yeah, that was the sausage!

    This last one would probably be best served like a raw oyster:

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  7. Dcc001

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    I always ask this question at times of great decisions in my life:

    What's in it for me?
     
  8. Sam N

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    About to go visit my great grandmother who is fucking 98, in the hospital. I haven't been able to bring myself to go up and see her since I've been home, and seeing as how I head back to Oahu on Friday, this will probably be my last chance to ever speak to her. It doesn't really matter that she will probably call me by my dead Uncle's name and ask me where I've been the last 9 years, it's just fucking weird. I would have gone up to see her sooner, but god damnit I fucking HATE hospitals, and interacting with the terminally ill fucking creeps me out like you wouldn't believe. Time to quit being a selfish asshole though.

    For those thinking I've gone soft, I will be hitting the bar afterwards to wash away all the bad emotions this is sure to stir up.
     
  9. NMW

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    A bunch of little green dots, and the knowledge that you've made a lonely man's night a little brighter.
     
  10. ghettoastronaut

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    Rep points. More valuable than gold. Well, as long as your tits are nice, that is. Hiding something?

    Also, B-dawg, that picture makes it look like the bunny was killed with a bottle of tabasco sauce. Funny.

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  11. Dcc001

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    I already have more green dots than any of the chicks who've posted.

    Why would my tits satisfy your loneliness better than theirs?
     
  12. ghettoastronaut

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    You heard her, gentlemen. To the boobie thread, with green dots.
     
  13. The Village Idiot

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    Why do you immediately go to 'me versus them' type of a thing?

    Perhaps you need to understand that men are connoisseurs of the sweet fun bags. It's not that one set is necessarily better than the other. We like variety. For me, I can appreciate the perkiness of a nice set of 32 B's, or slightly full and hanging 34 C's, or a pair of cannon 36 D's staring at me like two ripe coconuts as I'm about to devour them before the roofies wear off, er, I mean, she wakes up, uh, because she's begging for it.

    Phew, where was I? Oh, yeah, factor in the variation on nipple size, color, overall hang, perk, or tone, and it's like appreciating fine art. Sure, I like the Picasso, but that doesn't mean I don't like the Pollack hanging over there, or the Kandinsky around the corner. Or that I like any set better than the other.

    It's a strange phenomenon, but when it comes to pictures of glorious boobies, more really is more.
     
  14. shegirl

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    You'd better just get used to the requests. 5 years and I still am asked on a regular basis. Because, ya know, there's not already enough tit shots on the interbutz.
     
  15. NMW

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    I kept the important words and added one of my own.
     
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    But we care about the personality attached to those tits! If we look them up on the internet, chances are we don't know what she's like, Is she cool to talk to? Does she drink beer or liquor? Does she like shots of baby animals? You can't learn these from a random website.

    Ok, I'm full of shit.
     
  17. Blue Dog

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    True, but what YOU lucky young ladies fail to realize is that the owners of the boobies present here actually RESPOND to the lonely souls present here.

    In most states, people have to pay for that privilege.

    Edit: What he said.
     
  18. Natty

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    Damn shegirl, you are fine as a motherfucker!
     
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    Cmon SheGirl, you were on the old board, one of the most common themes is the hot girl spurning the attention of all the guys until one guy spurns her and she immediately wants him.

    Same principle here, we may have seen every single titty on the internet but it's the promise of unknown sweater puppets that makes us salivate more than anything, especially when repeatedly denied. So until the day that will never come comes, be prepared for repeated requests.
     
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    Focus, guys! (Well, as much as this thread will allow). There's no benefit for me. Therefore, I must respectfully decline. Here's someone else's tits as a consolation prize:

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