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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Dcc001

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Hmm...I wouldn't. TMR has cute ones...I think your male neighbour would fall under the category of "making Toytoy88 puke," as we've already discussed.
     
    #101 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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    It's a certain type of scream that gets me. I've narrowed it down to the thread count in the rope...
     
    #102 iczorro, Dec 23, 2009
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    I'd move in with you but... you're the asshole that got me addicted to Bubble Spinner & I'm not sure I wouldn't suffocate you in your sleep. Ok, so maybe that's a bit harsh... if I move in with you what are the stipulations?
     
    #103 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 23, 2009
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    Bubble Spinner is not required, though if you can beat me at it, you can count yourself right out.

    Twice daily sexytime (minimum, I know when you girls get revved up you want it more than we do(and i'm gonna need some examples of what you can do. Boobie thread is, once again, an acceptable form of expression)).

    Appreciation of fine television and movies (Lost, Top Gun, etc.)

    Your voice must not start to annoy the living shit out of me after 1-2 months. That's where most of my relationships/roomamateships end.
     
    #104 iczorro, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    What is wrong with you people?

    I love this place. What's wrong with me?
     
    #105 cllrbone11, Dec 23, 2009
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    Exactly what's wrong with us, you are just scared to admit it.
     
    #106 iczorro, Dec 23, 2009
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    I'm afraid we're just getting warmed up.

    And that truly scares me.
     
    #107 toytoy88, Dec 23, 2009
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    Shit, I'm barely buzzed, and I have to work tomorrow. I may get actually .750 drunk tomorrow and post my thoughts. THAT will be scary.
     
    #108 iczorro, Dec 23, 2009
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    Yay for highly functioning dysfunction!
     
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Hell, I don't even drink and this place still rocks.
     
    #110 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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    On that note, sleeping, going to work tomorrow, going to a family style party, then going back home drinking, playing video games and posting here. Should be fun.
     
    #111 iczorro, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Or low level disfucktioning.

    How else do you think baby bunnies are born?

    The goddamn things keep fucking like...well, like bunnies in my yard and I'm getting jealous.

    Not that I ever wanted to fuck a rabbit or anything.
     
    #112 toytoy88, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Damn.

    Went out for dinner/drinks with The Girl tonight, and I broke a tooth.

    Fuck me sideways.

    I'm half in the bag, and have a back molar that feels like some fucking terrorist blew it up and left a crater the size of, well, something big.

    I'm afraid my night will consist of some orajel and dental wax.

    The big bonus is that Dad is giving up one of his Percs if it gets really bad.

    And here I was hoping I could join you all on the thread, but the plan was to be quite a bit later, well after the night was over.

    Now it's over before it started.

    Merry fucking christmas.
     
    #113 Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009
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    Well, if you have any girth at all, that may be disastrous for Thumper.
     
    #114 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    I think all the girls reading this should take one for the team and post more boob pics for Nettdata. His Christmas Eve Eve was shattered along with his tooth...you girls should make him feel better!
     
    #115 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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    I explode bunnies. Not that I'm bragging or anything.
     
    #116 toytoy88, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOCELLO!

    [​IMG]

    Well ain't this just the sweet little sceene of peace love and good will?

    Iagree ladies. Make dettynats night!

    Thumper is gonna die!
     
    #117 Blue Dog, Dec 23, 2009
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    For Nett. Not me. But gets me wet.

    [​IMG]
     
    #118 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Wait, are you talking about your vangina or the water and stuff?

    CAUSE THATS IMPORTANT!
     
    #119 Blue Dog, Dec 23, 2009
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    Ah, the visual is a thing of beauty. Bloody, furry bombs.
     
    #120 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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