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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    DON'T YOU TICKLE MY FOOTBOTTOM
    HAHA- BABY PLEASE!
    DON'T YOU PLAY-WITH-MAH-NOSE
    'CAUSE I MIGHT-AACHOO-SNEEZE (Bless you!)
    WELL-A YOU ARE THA BUN AND-A ME-A THA CHEESE
    AND IF ME-A THA RICE WELL BABY LOVE YOU-A THA PEAS!
     
  2. Dcc001

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    I'm just gonna stand aside and watch you derail.
     
  3. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    This implies that we were at some point or another, on a set of tracks.
     
  4. Kratos

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    The fact that she's smoking hot has nothing to do with it I would imagine.... I mean the jeans are baggy!
     
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    Most modern anti-malarial medications interfere with the glucose-6-phosphate dehydrogenase system. G6PD is an anti-oxidant enzyme which exists at the micromillimolar concentration in erythrocytes which prevent cell death via the inactivation of free radicals which are by-products of cellular metabolism, although erythrocytes are, generally speaking, almost metabolically inert. Various individuals whose ethnicity can be traced to areas of endemic malaria are often deficient in G6PD, owing to the fact that low G6PD levels create a more oxidative and thus less favourable environment for the malaria parasite, creating a form of natural protection against the disease. Many modern pharmaceuticals, when administered in individuals with severely deficient levels of G6PD are known to cause hemolytic anemia, among them the terminal malaria prophylaxis drug primaquine. Testing of G6PD levels is important before administration.


    You want jeans? I got jeans:

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    EDIT: holy crap it looks like the girl above has no shins.
     
  6. NMW

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    Dude your little sciency posts have no effect when posted as spoilers, it's pretty easy to just not click. You need a more effective way of getting your crap accross.
     
  7. Kratos

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    I do have a question... where the fuck do you guys find all these pictures? Do you browse the picpost webpages like it was 1999? Or, are all you guys just google fiends?
     
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    The train went off the tracks, careened down the mountainside, and landed in the snowbank 65 pages ago. The passengers are now eating each other, and wearing the skin of the dead like motorcycle leathers. There are tits everywhere. For now. But when those are gone...I shudder to think of what will happen when the tits are gone.
     
  9. ghettoastronaut

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    In case you didn't notice, nobody actually wants to read that crap. I'm just saving everyone else some trouble.

    No pharmacology here:

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  10. Dcc001

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    Okay, that was creepy. Mefloquine is the only anti-malarial I can tolerate. How'd you know?

    Oh, nice and simple:
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  11. iczorro

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    I've transferred all data from old computer to new since 2001 or so. At one point, I had to start a second porn pictures folder because my old computer was taking up to a minute to save a pic in the new one.

    Yeah, I'm not creepy.
     
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    Because you posted about it once upon a time. Most people would forget stuff like that, but I've handed out more than a couple prescriptions for anti-malarials in my life, and I have a weird memory that remembers tiny irrelevant details of most things, but skips out on all the important stuff like, you know, school. The malaria scripts come with the job, and it's actually kinda cool. Gotta tell everyone about the risks of actually going crazy (very low), what the probably symptoms are (crazy sex dreams, or crazy nightmares, and you're never sure which), when they're most likely to happen (the day you take the pills), when to take the pill (on Monday so you can drink on Friday because alcohol increases the risk of side effects) and for the love of Christ if you're travelling to certain areas, like Thailand, you need to get a different prescription. And then you have to pretend that they're not going there to negotiate hiring a whole Thai family for a week of poo-poo sex.

    But I don't think anyone wants to hear that story.

    How to insert a vaginal suppository:

    Lie on your back with your feet up around your knees. The ovule can be inserted with the applicator, or with your fingers if you're comfortable with that. Insert the applicator into the vagina and push the ovule as far back as it will comfortably go. It's best to insert at bedtime to prevent the ovule from falling out with physical activity. The ovule may cause degradation of condoms, so it is advisable to use back-up birth control. Continue therapy through menses, and avoid using tampons. Therapy can be for 1, 3, 5, or 7 day courses; compliance is improved with 1 day therapy, however, the yeast infection will not be cured any faster and the 1 day ovule is much stronger than the others, increasing the risk of having a burning sensation.

    How to insert an anal suppository:

    Lie on your left side with your right knee up at your chest. Use a latex glove or finger cot, or your bare hands if you are comfortable; make sure to wash your hands afterwards. The suppository can be lubricated with lukewarm water before insertion. Insert the suppository wide end first into your rectum until it passes through the internal anal sphincter. Hold your buttocks together and remain lying down for a few minutes to keep the suppository from falling out. If you're using an osmotic laxative like glycerin, you will notice the effects of the suppository in 15-30 minutes...

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  13. p00g0blin

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    Nice touch.

    Someone get Chater a nice lady with a pair of JNCO's.
     
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    That chick is out of her mind to sit her bare ass on that pit latrine. Eww.
     
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    The train wreck just caught on fire...
     
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    How to insert a urethral suppository:

    Place the suppository on the end of the applicator. Hold your penis just below the glans to open the urethra slightly. Insert the suppostory a few centimetres into the urethra; there should be no stinging or pain. Once the suppository is deep enough, release the applicator and rub the penis to help the suppository dissolve.

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    What the fuck!?

    Pharmacology, bunnies and porn.

    I can't look away.
     
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    Thank God you're here.
     
  19. ghettoastronaut

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    Risk factors for epididymitis and orchitis include...

    High risk sexual activity
    Diabetes
    Age >50
    Frequent catheterization
    Insertive partner in homosexual intercourse
     
  20. PIMPTRESS

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    I'll be in and out. Sorry babe!

    I've seen her tits boys, they are awesome! hahaha
     
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